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Vending Machine
For randomness. A poster inserts a coin, and the person below states what the previous poster gets. Then he inserts a coin of his own and on it goes~
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Example
Random Person 1: *inserts coin*
Random Person 2: Person 1 gets a bonk on the head. *inserts coin*
Random Person 3: Person 2 gets a scream. *inserts coin*
Random Person 4: Person 3 gets a smelly pink sock. *inserts coin*
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Time to start. :D
*Inserts coin*
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Ninetails 009 get's a severed arm. *inserts coin*
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Jubilife gets Holy water. *inserts coin*
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Octazooka gets a pinch on the tooshie. *inserts coin*
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Thread dies. *forgets to insert a coin*
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Has an extra coin and puts it in for Shadow. He gets a life. *inserts coin*
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He gets a half melted Snickers bar. *inserts coin*
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She gets attacked by bees. *inserts coin*
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There was a thread like this on the old PD. And then originally on RSF. Good times.
Ed gets knives. *inserts coin-shaped bee*
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He gets a bouquet of roses and a black leather skirt. She is allergic to bees and dies a horrible death. HORRIBLE. And is thusly unable to insert a coin. Sucks to be her I guess. :lol:
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The machine steals Ed's money *inserts coin*
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Jubilife gets a Max Revive, but I stab him to death, then use the Max Revive to revive Keke. *inserts coin*
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A pie falls from the sky and nails your head. *inserts coin*
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Shadow gets a buttplug. *Inserts coin*
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Keke gets a Scarlett O Hara Barbie, the One with the dress made from Curtains...With Laser eyes.
*Inserts a wooden nickel*
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The machine screeches *EPIC FAIL* and squirts orange Gatorade all over the Big O before spitting out 7 random prizes which include:
A set of keys on a pink keyring,
a time bomb that has yet to be set,
a cup of chamomile tea,
Tila Tequila stripping to the song "I touch myself,"
A 12 sided die,
A fried bologna sammich,
And a Mystery GIFT tied with a dark red ribbon.
*inserts coin*
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Keke gets nothing. *inserts coin*
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Shadow gets a steroid shot in the eye. It causes the eye to grow to 15x the normal eye size.
Damn, Shadow, thats one big ass eye.
*inserts coin*
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All except keke's last ten posts are deleted. *inserts coin*
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*Keke gets assassinated*
*inserts coin*
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*dodge, dip, dunk, dive* Keke avoids the assassination attempt and hires bodyguards.
Shadow gets hellfire and damnation.
*Inserts a coin*
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*keke gets killed by a headshot*
*inserts coin while enjoying hell*
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Shadow gets a conjugal visit from a large and greasy itallian man with a riding crop.
*Inserts a 20*