Vending Machine

The Editor is plagued with Peace and Love

(so does she get the whole surgery and all, or is it just like... a little squishy silicon bag that fits in the palm of your hand?)

*Inserts a Necco Wafer*

Bag.

Qoorl gets a nicotine patch.

*inserts coin*

Only one? What am I meant to do with only one? Have a lopsided boob job? Oh look at me one boob is bigger than the other la la la. That's great. Just great.

Ed falls into the pit of DHOOM with like dhoom hounds n stuff about.

*inserts the cap of a teddybear shaped jar of honey*

Keke gets another implant. Happy now?

*throws coin at vending machine*

The coin throws the vending machine at Ed.

*rights it and inserts a coin*

Keke gets a dart gun and five tranquilliser darts.

*inserts coin*

Ed gets hot pink high heels.

*inserts barbie doll hair brush*

Keke gets a pink tutu.

*puts on heels and inserts coin*

The Editor gets black boots.

*inserts coin.*

Bk gets a gold crown.

*puts boots in bag and inserts coin*

Ed gets sunglasses that tip tilt like a cat's eye.

*inserts an apple*

Keke gets some cider.

*puts on sunglasses and inserts coin*

Ed gets a tank. *inserts coin*

Shadow gets attacked by hornets.

*inserts coin*

The Editor gets a 1/1000000000000000 scale model of the Death Star

*Pops in a dime*

Qoorl gets a dime bag of mary jane.

*inserts macaroni noodle*

Keke gets swallowed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

*inserts soul*

Ed becomes a ghost, free from his body. *inserts an old tire*

Shadow gets buried in molten rubber.

*reinhabits body and inserts coin*

Ed forgets how to sprite. *inserts coin while wondering why ed continues to make the machine do horrible things to me*

Shadow receives a bunch of flowers.

*inserts coin*

Ed gets skin tight leather pants.

*inserts a rubber washer*

Keke gets a rubber mallet.

*changes into pants and inserts coin*

Ed gets Ceiling cat.

*inserts coin*

Octazooka gets a teddy bear.

*puts Ceiling Cat in his ceiling and inserts coin*