Everyone who posts here sucks!

:panic: Flargle Snargles in my Smargler Pragler. :panic:
I sound like Dr. Suess! :lol:

ok but someone feed me now!...pleeze >.<

If you give a monkey a banana, she'll want one until the day she dies.
So true for me...
PIE!

monkeys rock so do your fresh bananas still havnt finished the bucket you gave me

I'm my own Pokemon. Wow, Eevee, you seem kind of overwhelmed by all of these people. *Pats Eevee's head* mind if I pick you up?

Eevee:*smiles at Espegirl* Go ahead.

*picks Eevee up and pets head* You're so cute. Does Kratos ever take you to get groomed? It feels really good.

Eevee:"Actually, he grooms me himself. He may look like a big, tough kind of guy who wouldn't be too friendly, but I think he has a soft spot for me."

*I giggle* Really? Well, does he use the special Espegirl perfume that isn't to smelly, only slightly, that makes your fur shine and shimmer like mad?

This is starting to become a playground.

(in response to Espegirl's post)
Eevee:No. He actually does a little bit with, I think he called them herbs. He said he's not very good at it, but he does use them to make something that he puts on the brush.
Kratos:It's not that hard a potion to make even for someone on their first try. The ingredients are also really common. I use it to brush her and it make her fur nice and shiny and it has a slight lavender scent to it.

Cough.

Here, *Takes a bottle out from backpack* next time use this, it's my own recipe.

smells good.

Lol, yep.

My shit not yours.

Kratos:*takes bottle* Okay. Thanks. *holds bottle up for Eevee to smell* You like that smell, Eevee?
Eevee:Yeah. That's nice.

kratos:*pulls out brush. pours small amount from the bottle onto the brush* "Wow that really is a nice smell. Smells like an herbal mix of some sort. *Brushes Eevee all over* "Wow! Eevee, I though your fur was shiny before, but now, it's so silky smooth

That's how it's supposed to be, ;)

Kratos:"What ingredients do you use to make this?"
Eevee:"Ah. That felt good, Kratos. I like how I smell now."

It's my secret recipe but I'll tell you anyway, *whispers ingeredients in Kratos's ear*

kratos:"I never would have thought to mix those. I actually have some of those here with me."
Eevee:*yawns* "I'm getting sleepy."
kratos:"Aww. I'll sing my lullaby for you." *picks up Eevee and cradles her in arms* (Singing)Win dain a lotica
En val tu ri
Si lo ta
Fin dein a loluca
En dragu a sei lain
Vi fa-ru les shutai am
En riga-lint

Win chent a lotica
En val tu ri
Si lo ta
Fin dein a loluca
Si katigura neuver
Floreria for chesti
Si entina

Lalalalalala....
Fontina Bly Cent
De cravi esca letisimo
Lalalalalala....
De quantain
La finde reve

Win dain a lotica
En val tu ri
Si lo ta
Fin dien a loluca
En dragu a sei lain
Vi fa-ru les shutai am
En riga-lint
(/singing)
*eevee falls asleep softly snoring* "Shh. she's even cuter when she's asleep"

I think I have something in my POCKET! :panic:

I'm going to the moon in a ROCKET! (I rhymed with Masters post, no not the master, my master)

My eyeball is in my eye socket!