Campfire Story

..."pitty 'da fool". He realized he WAS the fool, he had pancake mix in his...

brief case at microsoft headquarters that exploded. But then he realized that not only was he on mars but he was in the past so he could...

.... destroy the squirrels in the past so that he would not be cloned in the future :D So he went..

to a spaceship shaped like his fro. But something was wrong...

... there was no fuel in it. He decided to use...

...The Energizer Bunny to power his craft. He then...

ate some pasta while it was charging. He decided to go to the local mars mart to buy some spauce...

.... but the man at the counter disliked him. Instead of sauce,he gave him...

POISON SAUCE. Mr T was about to eat it when...

The Bunny dinged like a microwave, startleing Mr.T into dropping the Poison Pasta on...

... a real live authentic chickenmon. He thought Ed had returned..

so he kicked Mr. T in te face. Mr. T was in a bad mood so he just...

grabbed The Bunny's leg and threw him into a giant microwave. Having done that..

he cooked him for 10 minutes. After he ate him he decided to...

...barf it out, cause it taste...

too good for him. He decided to take the barf to the mars king that way in reward he would bring him back to earth but...

...the mars king was raged knowing the bunny was his son so he decided to...

forgot how much post I posted in the RPG land. Wooow 97 post to 3k

attack venus. But earth was in the way...

so he decided to attack earth first. They sent...

wait, why should it named 'Campfire Story'

the laza! Mr T. had to stop the marsians from attack past earth and distroying history the rocket was jued up and...

Back at a super camp I work at we use to do these around a fake campfire.

the squirrels all came running in panic. They had a new plan....

They would esplode mars! Mr. T used his rocket to make the explosion but he had to find a way to get off of the planet before it exploded...

so he blew a huge balloon and coated it with anti vacuum gel...

so the vacuum cleaners could not get him. He flew out of Mar's orbits spiting at those vacuum cleaners and set a course to earth...

but just as he was approaching Earth, Palkia attacked, and banished him to the distant edge of the universe, where...