The look on Ash's face when Gary said "...by the way... I fucked Misty.": Priceless
I prefer a different version~
Now this is the story all about how
Your life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, sit, and be merry.
I'll tell you how I became the motherfucking Gary.
In west of Pallet town, born and raised
On the grass plains where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all catchin' some Pokemon outside of the school
When a couple of trainers, who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and I fucked up their shit,
And said "Bitch, I'm Gary Motherfucking Oak, the next big hit!"
I whistled for my Mercedes and it was shining black, the
License plate said "Bitches" and had a few in the back
If anything I could say that this car was pimpin'
But I thought now forget it, I'm fuckin' these Bitches'
I pulled up to my house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the bitches yo, ho's fuck ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of EVERYWHERE. Mother Fucker.