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hi! i'm paster paul from the mormon mission in kenya, and i noticed this site when a friend from the states linked me on twitter. i thought it would be a hoot if i tagged along and help positively spread the word of Joseph Smith.
also, i was looking around the site, and i noticed someone was not abiding by the third commandment... i hope you know thats a punishable sin! i wont disclose who it is, but the name is obvious.
but, regardless of sin, i shall love you all as brothers! praise christ!
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I have no response to this
lol what is this
Can I ask you a question about god?
why, of course my son. what is it that you want to know?
Why was god such a dick in the old testament.
never curse upon the lord thy God's name geromy, but here's my answer:
well, when the jewish scribes wrote the original testament, they lived in a time where they based most or all of gods actions on the surrounding barbarians and invading europeans. the jews were obviously blindsided, so they blamed god. everyone knows the real prophets were the legions of nephites that migrated to america. they had the wisdom god granted onto them by punishing them with darker red skin.
god is genuinely merciful on anyone who believes, grieves their heathen actions, preaches his word, loves their neighbor and friend, and tries with all possibility to associate with those of the one true church of latter day saints.
as for the rest of humanity, i'm afraid they are doomed to suffer...
Why do I have Cystic Fibrosis?
As a Chatholic I curse God name in vain all the time.
And don't care. Its one of the most pointless amendments.
And I am the former religion nut here only now second to you.
Options:Quote:
Originally Posted by christismysavior+++
1. Troll
2. Ed alt
3. Freaking retard
I don't do alts unless I've been banned and want to take a look. Besides, he doesn't use capital letters.
the lord will never leave you. i think i'd know.Quote:
Originally Posted by christismysavior+++
lol hey, i got a question!
what kind of punishment do we suffer if we do nothing but fuck and murder all day and follow any religion other than mormon? xD
fire and brimstone
according to morons I mean mormans
morMen
AMIRONG?
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Magnetism, my boi.
no god's will silly
gawd ::)
"kenyan pastors" joining pokemon forums and blessing everyone. you only see that on pokedream.
Now obviously you are an alt, but lets play devil's advocate, what is the user name of said friend you linked this site to you on twitter?Quote:
Originally Posted by christismysavior+++
no Dogar mormans really act like this
really
...This is a Pokemon forum, not a religion forum.
Welcome anyway.
lets kill a jew to make the mermen god all happy!
No. Let's kill a merman. ... For Khorne.
khorne, god of dogs, eats mormen for breakfeast
also, i herd mormens are dirty sluts