Food's pretty good.
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Food's pretty good.
Oh? Sounds lovely. Abstinance or no? Always a biggie. They usually trick people into believing that it's so great, and then boom! Castrated. Next thing you know they're dipping hot wax into your ass...
Actually, I joined sPecifically to depose the cult leader who started the damn thing to get impressionable pussy. After that, I'll hijack the cult and start The Church of Tarzanism. It's a hell of a lot easier than just starting one from the ground up, know what I mean?
Absolutely. Starting them is a bit of a bitch, but the ones that are already in progress usually have been signed off as harmless or idiotic. All the more reason to integrate and evolve it. However, good luck with your endeavor. I'm sure a man of your caliber will succeeded.
scientology
The key is a good segue from their stupid belief system to yours. This one's a good fit because it's about placating the nature gods who've been stifled since the advent of monotheism and whatnot. I probably couldn't pull this off with Heaven's Gate or whatever the hell.
Start small, then expand. You've got your cards right, sir. They need only fall into place. By the sound of it they're easy targets. Excellent fodder for a glorious campaign of conquest and subjugation that is to come. I salute you.
Thank you sir, I applaud your good taste!
i wanna join a cult where we wear robes and make potions but i've had no luck thusfar in finding one
how about the punch?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nidogod
God damn God! You got to the "punch" line!
how's the rat poison flavored rat poison?
how's the gay posting gayness?
How's the nigggerniggernigger
thats stupid and racist you are a racist and i will report you to the internet admin authorities to haves you banned sir you offend me and niggers everywhereQuote:
Originally Posted by Solly
the cyber police are coming to get you
I just wanted to take this time to ask Solly a question I asked him the other day
Waz up my nigga?
Let's watch the language Khaos
Well that whole experience could have worked out a lot better.
Like, a LOT better. Oh well, Carpe Diem.
And the punch was too cyanidey.