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I'M STUCK DOING BACKSTAGE FOR PLAY IN WHICH THERE IS A CAST WHICH I DON'T LIKE. Hate 'em all. Urgh. Help plz Dr. PD.
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Hey guys! :D Post your problems here and let us fellow PD members give shitty advice!
I'M STUCK DOING BACKSTAGE FOR PLAY IN WHICH THERE IS A CAST WHICH I DON'T LIKE. Hate 'em all. Urgh. Help plz Dr. PD.
When they get up on stage pour pig's blood on them
Managing lights in the room waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back, unfortunately.
You have any troubles you need solving, Solly?
whine, bitch and fuck up repeatedly until they decide you're useless and kick you out :D
I HAVE TO DO AN ORAL IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS IN PHYS. ED. WHAT THE FUCK.
also my partner is the shyest person in the fucking world. when he speaks in front of a crowd it sounds like he's gargling. :(
Create those anime convention speech-bubbles-on-a-stick for him and hold it next to him whenever he speaks :D
hahahah that'd be awesome
except i don't even know what we're going to say. the subject is STRETCHING. this is the most awful phys ed teacher i have ever had.
Because I finished my first so early, I've had to write two scripts for drama. My first one needs some work on the dialogue. Any advice on dialogue writing?
Make the moan sexualy noises every 30 secondsQuote:
Originally Posted by Solly
"You're not breathing"
"Oh baby"
I just did the lights for qoorl's play and when i wasn't running cues i played pokemon and ignored everyone else. yay! (but fortunately that cast was really cool and we'd all go for drinks and karaoke afterwards)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninetails 009
Thinking of starting a small business involving antique cigars. Any advice?
wrap duct tape around the handle of a spoon
heat the spoon part with lighter
pour really cold water on spoon
???
profit
Cubans
My bad advice: Don't use a condom, there is no risk of getting an STD from giving oral.Quote:
Originally Posted by YellowBrand
I have the same problem as your "partner" when I try to talk around a dick. Funny that.
Steal it from a book. They will probably never know. Preferably a romance novel. "When Rosamund saw the size of his rod, she was rendered speechless." <--- you can quote that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Solly
wurd.Quote:
Originally Posted by geromy
I HAVE TO WAIT 4 DAYS FOR THE 3DS BECAUSE NIGGAS PREORDERED BEFORE ME! WHAT DO I DO?
Steal one.
Failing that, beat up someone who preordered before you. FUCKERS.
i tried that, but i ended up beating them into a coma with the 3DS, causing it to break.
it happened 17 TIMES!!!
You must be unaware of your own strength, alas.
Quote:
Originally Posted by nyrisis
hahhahahahahahahahah
Forgot to feed my cat but I'm allergic to adorableness! Any advice?!
atomika, your problem is incredibly simple to solve. simply make your cat curious! then it will automatically die, and as we all know, corpses are not the least bit adorable :D
problem solved.
Ask your local chinese restaurant how best to serve said cat, enjoy!Quote:
Originally Posted by Atomika
I have no time for anything except college related stuff. Seriously :(
Drop out of college
Have three babies
Live off the government
??
Profit
Meh. Too much trouble.
Oh btw, it's my ex boyfriends birthday. He seems pissed I didn't really remember.