Happy Easter

Mother fuckers.

:-*

oh fuck yeah bro easter's ballin

Of all the Pagan holidays stolen by Christians, this one's probably my second favorite after Christmas.

Argh, my haul of eggs is getting smaller by the year. Thanks for making me feel old, mum.

Happy Easter!

Happy! A man just died for our sins, and we celebrate is by eating candy, and finding colorful eggs.

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Originally Posted by Kirby

Happy! A man just died for our sins, and we celebrate is by eating candy, and finding colorful eggs.

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He died 2000 years ago, Kirbx. It didn't just happen.

He rises every Chistmas, and dies 32 years later. At any point in time there are 32 Jesuses running around.

kirbx i want to punch you for that broken nonsensical rambling, we have eggs to color, faggot! now get to it!

Fuck vampires, Jesus died so we could fight zombies.

Oh sorry, from Easter-Christmas there would only be 31 Jesuses.

38 jesuses and 2 *gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi* gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*g andhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*ga ndhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gan dhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gand hi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandh i*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi *gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi* gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*g andhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*ga ndhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gan dhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gand hi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandh i*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi *gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi* gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*g andhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*ga ndhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gan dhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gand hi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandh i*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi *gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi* gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi*gandhi's this year COLOR THE EGGS FUCKER

*gandhi

done

:lol:

:)

Thats more then 2 pants.

than* ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

*that's

oh guys we are just terrible :D

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Originally Posted by Kirby

He rises every Chistmas, and dies 32 years later. At any point in time there are 32 Jesuses running around.

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You're implying that he was born on Christmas, when he wasn't.

Who the hell cares when he was born? No one freaking knows! Yes the date is made up, but people have been celebrating it on that date for over 1,000 years, at this point it doesn't matter.

this is supposed to be about easter so FUCK YOU AND EASTER ORGY

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Originally Posted by Kirby

Who the hell cares when he was born? No one freaking knows! Yes the date is made up, but people have been celebrating it on that date for over 1,000 years, at this point it doesn't matter.

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If you read the Bible carefully, you can tell that he was more likely born in spring.

wooohoooo