I'm not dead

I'm not dead, I'm having tea.

That's nice.

You aren't? How can you tell. Maybe you are and this is a very original version of hell.

Maybe you are in a coma and this is all an elaborate vision.

Maybe you have been asleep since the 2nd grade and all this has been a dream, are you waiting for the alarm to go off?

Congratulations on not being dead. Have you thrown a party yet?

Gary...

I miss you. Well, not really, but I miss you.

Oh, that Gary...

Not dead either.

I never die, I just get lost.