do you ever get the feeling random people want to bone you but you are effectively powerless

Awww Kirbx

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Originally Posted by Kirby

To give you guys an idea of how repulsive I am, when I was eating dinner today, a group for girls behind me were talking about how a girl was eating sloppily, and they said "oh its ok, as long as your not eating like that kid." I turn around and look them all in the eye, they gave me the dirtiest looks ever, as if who was I to be offended when you make fun of me when I am an earshot away.

I walk around campus, girls avoid me, shut doors in my face, and never make eye contact unless they make fun of me.

fuck females

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get with the sloppy eating girl

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Originally Posted by God

get with the sloppy eating girl

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problem solver

most females are conscious of how they eat, even the fat ones

Kirby you have to start somewhere. Go fuck some fat girls. The best part is they don't even have to be ugly, fat girls with a pretty face are usually just as easy. They appreciate it a lot and it makes you feel like a king. You build your ego up that way then start taking it to the hot bitches with your newly acquired skills

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Originally Posted by Hicky

i gave someone, who's job is making sure i am definitely booked for classes when i start university, a call the other day. she sounded really enamoured by me and went to massive lengths to help me, more than is necessary as per her job. she's just a boring assistant though and i will never meet her

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So somebody did a job they're paid to do and suddenly she wants to fuck you? How come you haven't hooked up with any nurses or waitresses yet?

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Originally Posted by buckweat

Kirby you have to start somewhere. Go fuck some fat girls. The best part is they don't even have to be ugly, fat girls with a pretty face are usually just as easy. They appreciate it a lot and it makes you feel like a king. You build your ego up that way then start taking it to the hot bitches with your newly acquired skills

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Don't do this, Kirby, this is the easy way out.

because they have a tiring job and it would probably impair their ability to perform it

people do jobs they're paid to do all the time and i am on the receiving end of their services, but I have NEVER felt any one of them wanted to fuck me EXCEPT THIS ONE PERSON

hahaha

relevant

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...51/065/db7.jpg

IDK what your whining for, i've seen plenty of unatractive people get with some of the hottest women. Its all about the money money money, and the being a good guy, and the knowing how to make people laugh, and how to have a good time (even if things are kind of going really suckily). Its about charisma bro.

1. Be attractive.
2. Don't be unattractive.

3. Big penis

4. Celery

5. Consider becoming Jewish

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Originally Posted by ElijahWyatt

IDK what your whining for, i've seen plenty of unatractive people get with some of the hottest women:

1. Its all about the money money money: NOPE
2. and the being a good guy: lol your joking right
3. and the knowing how to make people laugh: NOPE
4. and how to have a good time (even if things are kind of going really suckily): NOPE
5. Its about charisma bro. : NOPE

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NOPE

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Originally Posted by Celery

3. Big penis

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I do have a slightly above average penis length. :D

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Originally Posted by Kirby

I do have a slightly above average penis length. :D

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Then all you need is patience, just wait for the bitches

They'll just hop on my lap.

charisma is guaranteed to get you laid at least once, even if you're the ugliest fucker alive

A lie said enough becomes the truth.




Kirby, you are really attractive.

lol