so how 'bout them mets?

i dont even know what the mets are. lets talk about penguins

penguins are ok

Do you think penguins should be given rights?

only the right to collectively expropriate the fish of individual penguins who have too many of them, and have probably inherited them anyway.

emperor penguins would not be happy about that. them high horses would start a war against the peasant penguins

Macaroni penguins deserve equal opportunity.