eve, you're such a terrible person >:(
i know im sorry. i cant help it :'(
I'll never forget how you completed ruined "I Hate Everything About You!" I'll never be able to sleep at night because my thoughts will be full of "Eve, how could you?"s and "I'll make that girl's life a living hell for ruining that song!"
On a different note, my room is really stuffy.
im so sorry please forgive me! im a stupid bitch and i dont deserve to live because i ruined it! :'(
okay I'll forgive you JUST THIS ONCE
next time you slip up I won't be so forgiving
OH THANKYOU MASTER! THANKYOU SO VERY MUCH!
Eve is the Walrus' bitch!?
why you didn't know?
it's news to me!
*buts in* It's drama to me.
*gets evil glares at 'er*
goddammit I really want to correct the incorrect use of buts but I'm going to restrain myself for now
well not really but that's fine
no, no it's not
I'm not one for anal
how would you know whether you were or not?
I just really dont like the idea of it
I hear the anus has many nerves in it. It's supposed to be quite sensual...
Just think about what comes out of there and you won't want to anymore.
if you REALLY THINK about the meaning of fudge packing its a kinda gross term
no no NO NO NO
that's the drawback. If I were a guy giving someone an anal, I wouldn't want my penis completely covered in pieces of shit
I feel like shit today.