Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

This is where somebody will post one of their wishes,and the next person would grant it but make it horribly corrupted


I wish my aunt would get here.

wish granted.

You aunt is arrving, but she's brain dead and vomits all over your family.


I wish I was a pretty

Granted, but everyone becomes your fan and runs after you wherever you go.

I wish the Christmas pic was done.

granted, but it turns out to be gay porn..

i wish my keyboard was working (uing on screen keybard)

Granted, but then your computer erases its own hard drive.

I wish it would snow.

Granted, but then you get snowed in and the power goes out.

I wish I had something to eat.

Granted, but you find that the spinach you're eating has E. Coli. You get violently sick from it and, after several hours of painful suffering, succumb to death.

I wish my father wouldn't try to kick me off the computer so my grandmother can play stupid solitaire.

Granted, he's kicking you off so HE can play stupid solitare

I wish for some sushi

Granted, but you discover half-way through a bite of your sushi that the fish wrapped inside is horribly mutated.

I wish I didn't sleep so late today.

granted, you woke up an hour after you fell alseep and suffered from insomina the entire night


I wish I was sleepy

Granted, but you can't get to sleep.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted, but you become board agein when your parents make you go to Midnight mass

I wish I did not have to go to Midnight mass

Granted, but then your house caught on fire and you perished in the fire.

I wish I had gotten some anime dvds.

Granted, but they suck.

I wish I hadn't gotten sick today.

Granted, but a giant wildebeast just rammed down the door and ate you.

I wish I could beat up my cousin...

Granted,but you get in serious trouble and your cousin gets to beat you up as revenge


I wish I had a soda.

Granted, but as you open it, you find out your dad shook it up as a prank, and it explodes in your face

I wish I could be home.

Granted, but shortly after, a tornado comes by and rips your house apart.

I wish my ears didn't hurt from my headphones.

Granted, but your ears fall off from the loud music

I wish my aunts could stay 2 more days ;'(

Granted, but they're annoying during their stay.

I wish I was feeling better.

Granted, but then you get sick when school starts agein and barf on the teacher.

I wish the gearbox of the truck Igot for X-mzs would work :'(

Granted, but what's a gear box?

I wish I could get my posts back.

Granted, but then your account gets deleted.

I wish my favorite villain in my video game didn't kill himself :(

A gearbox allows you to change gears on a older car ;)

Granted, but it glitches and nothing happens.

I wish Itunes would work!

Granted, but then you can't get the music you download to stop playing

I wish I could afford a Nintendo Wii