Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Granted, but there all sold out

I wish my computer would go 1 day with out crashing!

Granted, but then your computer literally crashes to the floor

I wish I had wings

Granted, but they are very small and you can't fly.

I wish my computer would stop makeing weird sounds.

Granted, but it turns alive.

I wish I didn't have writer's block.

Granted, but now you can't remember what you were working on

I wish I could be an Eevee

Granted, but you evolve into your least favorite Eeveelution.

I wish I had GIMP help files. -_-;

Granted, but you don't rember any thing computer related

I wish my truck could shift gears smothly.

Granted, but then your engine blows up

I wish I had a drivers license

Granted, but you get it taken away for hitting an old lady.

I wish I did to

Granted but you have to drive around naked for 10 hours to get it

I wish I had more requests in my shop

Granted, but there all to hard for you to darw.

I wish that to (mind reader LOL)

[you need to read my mind to find out the corruption]

I wish that Twilight Princess had awesome voice acting.

Granted, but the voice actor dies.

I wish my labtop had internet.

Granted, but it won't work for some strange reason.

I wish I had an idea of what to draw.

Granted, but the paper rips.

I wish i had a Linux Server

Granted, but it brakes.

I wish I could get another cat for my cat to play with.

Granted, but the kittens you get are horribly annoying.

I wish I had D/P.

Granted, but when you try to take the game out of your DS the top breaks off and ruins the game and you can't get it out of your DS. (I know that was kinda long)


I wish my cat would stop trying to eat my hamster.

Granted,but your cat tries to eat you instead

I wish it was summer.

Granted, but the dead voice actor blocks out the sun D:

I wish I has wings.

Granted, but there to small to fly.

I wish I was not board.

Granted, but you're bored.

I wish I had something to eat.

Granted, but the dog craped on it.

I wish my dog would stop barking at my dad

Granted, but your cat starts scratching him.

I wish more people would join the forum in my sig.

Granted, But then you die >.<

i wish i had $100,000,000,000