Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Granted, but that money's fake and you get arrested for trying to use it.

I wish I could think of more wishes.

Granted,but then you forget them when you view this post.

I wish my friend would stop talking about cars and computers.

Granted, but he/she starts talking about how much they like dumpster-diving.

I wish my art programs were better.

Granted, but you can't rember how to use it.

I wish some one would come to my art shop.

Granted, but they're all terribly hard.

I wish I was at home.

Granted, but a big tree falls on your house.

I wish my truck would start :'(

Granted, but you lose control of your truck and you get into a car accident.

I wish I had more time to be on the computer.

Granted, but your computer crashes.

I wish I new the answer.

Granted, but it's not to what you want.

I wish I could talk on my cellphone for free.

Granted, but the single town broke.

I wish I could get the stupid parts for my truck!

Granted, but they slowly turn smarter and try to take over the world.

I wish it wasn't raining so hard.

Granted, but then there's a drought.

I wish I had something to drink.

Granted, but the drought makes drinks very scarce and you have to wait for two days.

I wish I could stay home and this wish would get corrupted differently.

Granted, but then you find out your doors all lock from the outside and you're locked inside your house

I wish I could get the RENT soundtrack outta my head

Granted, but your head explodes and your cat begins to feed on your rotting carcass.

I wish my mom would let me play on my Nintendo DS during the school days.

Granted, but she takes away your computer privilages for a month

I wish I had some of those awesome art programs for my computer

Granted, but then your computer spontaneously combusts.

I wish my cat would come inside the house.

granted but he destroys the house:panic:


I wish cuttlefish ruled the world and I was thier leader!!:lol: :lol:

Granted, but then they commit mutiny against you and leave you to die on an island in the middle of the pacific

I wish I sould see my good friend in El Paso, TX

Granted, but you unexplainably lose your eyesight...

I wish my course work had an extended deadline...

Granted, but you forget every thing

I wish I had something to do.....

Granted, you feed on a live elephant's testicles.

I wish there were more people in the RP forum.

Granted, but they're all idiots who have no idea what they're talking about.

I wish I wasn't stuck in my video game...

Granted, but you find out the ending is horrible.

I wish upon a weinstein.

A weinstein turns on you and kills you.

I wish my dog wasn't so dumb...