Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

granted, but the charge is so powerful, you electrocute yourself

i wish i was as fast and strong as rock lee

Granted, but it puts a huge strain on your body everyday.

you didn't make a wish.

i wish school was cancelled for 10 years.

Granted, but you must go to jail until it is resumed.

I wish that I owned the world

Granted but you are snowed into your house and freeze to death

I wish I can beat up everyone that makes fun of me online

my bad

Granted but it is destroyed

I wish that I could beat up the strongest person alive

granted, but the weakest person alive beats you up right after.

I wish that all of these spammers that make those posts about porn sites would fucking marinate in their own blood tonight.

granted and i don't know how to corrupt this 1.

i wish i had the byakugan (know what that one is, uchiha?)

Granted but you don't know how to use it and die

I wish I became a the world's best rapper.

Granted, but all you can rap about is porn.

I wish Blazer was here with me.

Granted, but he doesn't remember you and attacks

I wish my Kung Fu tournoment would win my Kung Fu tomarrow.

Granted, but then you lose the prize and your family dies
and you become a gay stripper.



I wish that I have more ideas for stories. (i'll kill the one who grants me that wish)

Granted, but your stories suck and you lose rep power.

I wish I had more music to put on my signiture

grandet,but everybody who hears that music dies.(you are so dead!)


I wish i had a female lucario as a wife

Granted, but she leaves you for your grandfather

I wish I was the riched boy on earth.

granted, but then your house burns down and all your money with it.

i wish i had a ham and cheese sandwich (yum)

Granted, but you are attacked by thousands of Munchlax that want it

I wish I had a Playstation 3

granted, but then your soul is stolen by the Reaper Death Seal.

i wish i could come up with more good poems.

granted, but your poems are evil spells and u kill everybody.


I wish that there is a virtual reality pokemon game.

wow. so do i. sorry, i didn't want to corrupt such a good wish.

i wish i had a hidden power that could destroy the world if unleashed.

grated, but the human race flyes to the moon and your standing alone on the destroyed earth.


i wish that i have a sword that is unbreakable.

granted, but it's the eternal sword and you aren' t recognized by Origin, so you can't touch it. (that was long)

i wish i was leader of a powerful syndicate.

granted, but u get killed by your owm men.



i wish i had the newest pokemon games.

granted, but they're still in japanese and you can't understand a word of it.

i wish it was PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!