Win a Virtual Date with The Man

Oh Teresa, I love you.

And alas, my hopes and dreams of acquiring a super sexy e-mistress were dashed upon the rocks. It seems a pokemon forum is an unsuitable place for a big ole country boy with a penchant for Lovecraft to find a date. It seems all the female types are either well below the legal age or betrothed to Immense Gastropods... Ah well. I gotta couple posts out of it and made a good run.

I want to be in this damn thang.

Yeah see, I'm a hetero dude, and I've already got an obligatory dude that seems like he'd be at least a lil more feminine, PLUS it's probably past the cut off date. But I mean if you really want to... you gotta at least dress up like a girl. Hey Judges, can I just say that everyone who made the mistake of posting here except the chosen Judges counts as a contestant and let you guys grab one of them? You Mod types decide who the real judges are since y'all are the Boss Hogs round these parts.

Can I be in as a boy later.

Man... I only got dudes when I tried this!

wow i really do have a bad memory. i dont remember teresa..or you qoorl..posting in 2007

:/ <3

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Originally Posted by Qoorl

And alas, my hopes and dreams of acquiring a super sexy e-mistress were dashed upon the rocks. It seems a pokemon forum is an unsuitable place for a big ole country boy with a penchant for Lovecraft to find a date. It seems all the female types are either well below the legal age or betrothed to Immense Gastropods... Ah well. I gotta couple posts out of it and made a good run.

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Haha.

... i woulda posted baby... i'll go on an e-date w/ you any day. <3

You talking to me? :panic:

*drags Tony away by ear*

Save it, lover boy.

:panic:

Lol, obviously not.

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Originally Posted by Tony

You talking to me? :panic:

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lol. no. i'm qoorl's girlfriend. :P

O_O

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Originally Posted by Eve

wow i really do have a bad memory. i dont remember teresa..or you qoorl..posting in 2007

:/ <3

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makes sense since i dont really remember YOU posting in 2007

I don't remember 2007. Early onset Alzheimer.

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Originally Posted by ShadowRaven

*drags Tony away by ear*

Save it, lover boy.

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hahahahahha

i shall henceforth call tony "brock"

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Originally Posted by Qoorl

Man... I only got dudes when I tried this!

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This proves that your sexy level is off the charts. I wish I was around for that contest...damn it...

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Originally Posted by Seymour

This proves that your sexy level is off the charts

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agreed! :D

Damn i'm lucky! :D <3

Hmph- wasn't here in 07, was too busy getting school certificate/ tenth grade board exam whatever.

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Originally Posted by YellowBrand

hahahahahha

i shall henceforth call tony "brock"

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:)

no brock, you shouldn't be smiling

I thought it funny. Hence the smile.