Qoorl homeboy let me get a shoot.
Qoorl homeboy let me get a shoot.
Hush Pokegun!!!, I'm not done for good just quite yet!
And I think I might just be onto something. Now this is a bit of a long shot but here it goes. This took a lot of digging so even if it isn't correct you'd better give me some slack.
I think it was a woman named Julie, who once lived in Richmond, Indiana. She was 15 when you were 16 and you met through PW, or PowWow chatrooms. She loves music and wants to become a music teacher. She's really pretty as well, you're right. Was she the girl you were once in love with? Otherwise it could've been your wife but I don't know her name. Julie sounds sweet by the way, I hope I got the right information.
*prepares himself to enact a daring rescue*
OOh scary close.... you must ahve found my OOOOLD webpage. How embarassing. It's NOT the right answer, but thats so shockingly close I might igve it to ya anyways. Give me a day to deliberate.
Like I said Scary close.. since that was some damn fine detective work, and not entirely wrong (and I don't want you using that website as blackmail material) I'm definately gonna let you have it.
*The RiotStomp's speakers flooded the arena with the squeal of a dying pig, where the sound was recorded was a mystery that should never be answered. It thrashed wildy about for several moment, the sword firmly embedded in it's back. At last it heaved forward and crashed to the ground, sending up a massive cloud of smoke. Both the speakers of the RiotStomp and the crowd were silent for a several hearbeats. Suddenly trumpets blared from somewhere and black and white baloons showered Lacemaker from on high. Medics quickly arrived to remove Zecharias from the machine. They wheeled the madman way as he made rather disgusting threats against her body, mind and life in general. At long last the RiotStomp was defeated.*
CONGRATULATIONS You succeeeded where Six people before you failed. The truth is it was a different girl actually allthough Julie and I did have a very good relationship for a long while. The girl in question however and I were best friends but never anything more serious. I'ver pretty much deduced that she used me as her "Good" boyfriend... they guy to fall back on and make her feel better when the losers she dated broke her heart. Fortunately I got over her and became the loveable psychopath we see here today. You BEAT the system Lacey, And I'm glad it was someone as classy as you.. wanna pair?
((For the rest of you folks fear not.. this is NOT the final end of the Riot Stomp He'll still be featured in the action of Era of Ascent if it ever continues and this particular model will be repaired and ready for new challenges in a few days))
Love ya Qoorl. Always have! Sad to know what happened between you two, but don't worry I'll let the website hide away into the depths. It was cute though. Little 16 year old Qoorl!
Awww shucks I think I'll take aboard that suggestion and stick it in my sig ... I will be immortalised as the first to beat RiotStomp! Pairs it is.
[hoping this will post and copying it beforehand just in case]
I challenge the Riotstomp to a hamburger digesting contest.
I love you both for the Earthbound bits
Oh god do you both rock.
The RiotStomp is up and running again. Lemme know if you're ready to take the challenge.
I'll let someone else go first...mark me for second to go
Are you allowed to use nukes?
It's probably immune to nukes.
I shall take the challenge!
Prepare to die Qoorl rev er up
The Gates rolls open and the Riotstomp emerges, kicking up a cloud of dust as it's clawed feet dig into the dirt floor of the Arena. The machine hunkers low, studying Kirby for a moment then it charges forward prepared to strike.
"What's the MAIN song I want a girl to strip to for me someday?"
??? I mean for Jason to die god it is not my time yet
Let me guess!!
"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying"
*becomes stone(d) kirby*
Well fuck, hmmm.
The chicken dance?
(One more shot then the RiotStomp takes ya down....)
You know what screw this *plants nuclear bomb down and runs away*
Nuclear bomb becomes sentient and attaches itself to your face and explodes.
Oh snap well atleast mr riotstomp gets hurt from the 3 mile expolsion