Pikachu needs subtitles
Then we can finally prove to the world that every sentence pikachu says contains the word "blood" in it. Here are a few samples I have taken the liberty to find:
-"One day I shall bathe in your blood"
-"Blood is tasty, I hate this stupid pokefood crap"
-"Fuckin' take that, yeah, that's right, gargle your blood"
-"Where the fuck is a bloody machine gun when you need to make a man bleed?"
-"Mmmm..... Blood"
Originally Posted by kyne
Nah you got it wrong,every sentance pikachu says
would have the word rape in it
-i need to rape
-i shall rape you
-thats stupid,rape me
Jeez, I Haven't Been Here In A While, Have I.
Bet Noone Missed Me.
It'll just be pretty foul language:
Ash- Pikachu, are you okay?
Pikachu- Oh yeah, of course. I just got my spine shattered by a pokemon 10 times my size! No I'm not okay! You stupid fuck!
Pikachu- YEAH! BITCHIN'! NO ONE FUCKS WITH THE PIKA GUY!
Pikachu- fuck you.
derp
Considering the alternatives...maybe I'll keep Pikachu subtitle-less. As long as it's not subtitled, the magic of whatever it's supposed to be saying lives on so we can continue to guess if its "Pika pika!" cries are actually vicious, bloodthirsty screams of, "THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAAA!"
...Yeah.
The eternal scene, immortalised before those dastardly fanmakes.
"STOP THAT ASH! I'M NOT GAY!"
'Ash, I spunked again!"
I think this would be rather funny as Ash always go's 'Pika thinks something's wrong' and the whole time he was just saying 'Ash, I spunked again.' Brilliant?
Not really.
I think it would be better if instead he was saying "Ash, your a loser" or "Ash, I hate you" or things like that
Only a Jew could type something as intellectually profound as that.
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You know that it's time to go when you don't need to try to be cool.
Only a noob would point that out.
Only someone who couldn't make a proper comeback with say something as pathetically stupid as that.
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You know that it's time to go when you don't need to try to be cool.
Only someone who needed someone's shame to assuage their pathetic ego would continue by pointing that out.
Only someone attempting to rebuild their ego after being beaten by a n00b would attempt to play the ego stroking card.
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You know that it's time to go when you don't need to try to be cool.
Only a person who's defeated would try say it's a card in an attempt to nullify it.
Only people who have e-peens to stroke will induce wonder at what Pikachu will really say in this situation. Or do.
The eternal scene, immortalised before those dastardly fanmakes.
The real question is:
What would Kirby say?
"I'm a big walking testicle, la la la la la!"
XD
That Gaara not Pikachu. Pikachu is so much more explicit that the one's who try to translate just fall over and die. They don't subtitle because every word would be censored anyway.
I don't know.
Sometimes we need subtitles to understand what you're saying.
Pika pi pi pika, pikachu pi pik pika?
That made me laugh. However, the majority of this thread is just a great big steaming pile of horse-shit, lightly seasoned with general shittyness.
omae wa mou shindeiru
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