Vending Machine

[Ninetails 009]

For randomness. A poster inserts a coin, and the person below states what the previous poster gets. Then he inserts a coin of his own and on it goes~

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Example

Random Person 1: *inserts coin*
Random Person 2: Person 1 gets a bonk on the head. *inserts coin*
Random Person 3: Person 2 gets a scream. *inserts coin*
Random Person 4: Person 3 gets a smelly pink sock. *inserts coin*
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Time to start.

*Inserts coin*

[Jubilife]

Ninetails 009 get's a severed arm. *inserts coin*

[Octazooka]

Jubilife gets Holy water. *inserts coin*

[Keke Le Cat]

Octazooka gets a pinch on the tooshie. *inserts coin*

[Shadow]

Thread dies. *forgets to insert a coin*

[Jubilife]

Has an extra coin and puts it in for Shadow. He gets a life. *inserts coin*

[Keke Le Cat]

He gets a half melted Snickers bar. *inserts coin*

[The Editor]

She gets attacked by bees. *inserts coin*

[Pink-kitty2]

There was a thread like this on the old PD. And then originally on RSF. Good times.

Ed gets knives. *inserts coin-shaped bee*

[Keke Le Cat]

He gets a bouquet of roses and a black leather skirt. She is allergic to bees and dies a horrible death. HORRIBLE. And is thusly unable to insert a coin. Sucks to be her I guess.

[The Editor]

*inserts coin*

[Jubilife]

The machine steals Ed's money *inserts coin*

[The Editor]

Jubilife gets a Max Revive, but I stab him to death, then use the Max Revive to revive Keke. *inserts coin*

[Shadow]

A pie falls from the sky and nails your head. *inserts coin*

[Keke Le Cat]

Shadow gets a buttplug. *Inserts coin*

[Qoorl]

Keke gets a Scarlett O Hara Barbie, the One with the dress made from Curtains...With Laser eyes.

*Inserts a wooden nickel*

[Keke Le Cat]

The machine screeches *EPIC FAIL* and squirts orange Gatorade all over the Big O before spitting out 7 random prizes which include:

A set of keys on a pink keyring,
a time bomb that has yet to be set,
a cup of chamomile tea,
Tila Tequila stripping to the song "I touch myself,"
A 12 sided die,
A fried bologna sammich,
And a Mystery GIFT tied with a dark red ribbon.

*inserts coin*

[Shadow]

Keke gets nothing. *inserts coin*

[Keke Le Cat]

Shadow gets a steroid shot in the eye. It causes the eye to grow to 15x the normal eye size.

Damn, Shadow, thats one big ass eye.

*inserts coin*

[Shadow]

All except keke's last ten posts are deleted. *inserts coin*

[Keke Le Cat]

Shadow gets the following image:



*Inserts coin*

[Shadow]

*Keke gets assassinated*

*inserts coin*

[Keke Le Cat]

*dodge, dip, dunk, dive* Keke avoids the assassination attempt and hires bodyguards.

Shadow gets hellfire and damnation.

*Inserts a coin*

[Shadow]

*keke gets killed by a headshot*

*inserts coin while enjoying hell*

[Qoorl]

Shadow gets a conjugal visit from a large and greasy itallian man with a riding crop.

*Inserts a 20*