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    Kill you? Little ol' moi? Ninetails 009's Avatar
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    Default Vending Machine

    For randomness. A poster inserts a coin, and the person below states what the previous poster gets. Then he inserts a coin of his own and on it goes~

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    Example

    Random Person 1: *inserts coin*
    Random Person 2: Person 1 gets a bonk on the head. *inserts coin*
    Random Person 3: Person 2 gets a scream. *inserts coin*
    Random Person 4: Person 3 gets a smelly pink sock. *inserts coin*
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    Time to start.

    *Inserts coin*

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    Ninetails 009 get's a severed arm. *inserts coin*

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    Jubilife gets Holy water. *inserts coin*

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    Octazooka gets a pinch on the tooshie. *inserts coin*

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    Thread dies. *forgets to insert a coin*
    "I can't explain just how it feels,
    the thoughts of my premature burial.
    Inside this oblong box I lie,
    with the hope I'll be buried alive."



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    Has an extra coin and puts it in for Shadow. He gets a life. *inserts coin*

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    He gets a half melted Snickers bar. *inserts coin*

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    She gets attacked by bees. *inserts coin*

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    There was a thread like this on the old PD. And then originally on RSF. Good times.

    Ed gets knives. *inserts coin-shaped bee*
    omae wa mou shindeiru

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    He gets a bouquet of roses and a black leather skirt. She is allergic to bees and dies a horrible death. HORRIBLE. And is thusly unable to insert a coin. Sucks to be her I guess.

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    *inserts coin*

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    The machine steals Ed's money *inserts coin*

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    Jubilife gets a Max Revive, but I stab him to death, then use the Max Revive to revive Keke. *inserts coin*

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    A pie falls from the sky and nails your head. *inserts coin*
    "I can't explain just how it feels,
    the thoughts of my premature burial.
    Inside this oblong box I lie,
    with the hope I'll be buried alive."



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    Shadow gets a buttplug. *Inserts coin*

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    Keke gets a Scarlett O Hara Barbie, the One with the dress made from Curtains...With Laser eyes.

    *Inserts a wooden nickel*
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    The machine screeches *EPIC FAIL* and squirts orange Gatorade all over the Big O before spitting out 7 random prizes which include:

    A set of keys on a pink keyring,
    a time bomb that has yet to be set,
    a cup of chamomile tea,
    Tila Tequila stripping to the song "I touch myself,"
    A 12 sided die,
    A fried bologna sammich,
    And a Mystery GIFT tied with a dark red ribbon.

    *inserts coin*

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    Keke gets nothing. *inserts coin*
    "I can't explain just how it feels,
    the thoughts of my premature burial.
    Inside this oblong box I lie,
    with the hope I'll be buried alive."



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    Shadow gets a steroid shot in the eye. It causes the eye to grow to 15x the normal eye size.

    Damn, Shadow, thats one big ass eye.

    *inserts coin*

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    All except keke's last ten posts are deleted. *inserts coin*
    "I can't explain just how it feels,
    the thoughts of my premature burial.
    Inside this oblong box I lie,
    with the hope I'll be buried alive."



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    Shadow gets the following image:



    *Inserts coin*

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    *Keke gets assassinated*

    *inserts coin*
    "I can't explain just how it feels,
    the thoughts of my premature burial.
    Inside this oblong box I lie,
    with the hope I'll be buried alive."



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    *dodge, dip, dunk, dive* Keke avoids the assassination attempt and hires bodyguards.

    Shadow gets hellfire and damnation.

    *Inserts a coin*

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    *keke gets killed by a headshot*

    *inserts coin while enjoying hell*
    "I can't explain just how it feels,
    the thoughts of my premature burial.
    Inside this oblong box I lie,
    with the hope I'll be buried alive."



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    Shadow gets a conjugal visit from a large and greasy itallian man with a riding crop.

    *Inserts a 20*
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