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    cogito ergo doleo Keke Le Cat's Avatar
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    Jimbo gets a giant black dildo.

    *inserts coin*

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    keke gets a cat to make up for all the lost ones

    *hands the dildo off to some random hooker, and returns to insert another coin*
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    Then we will dye easter eggs and watch stupid horror movies until she pisses her pants and I die.
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    Oreos and cookie crunch! Hikari's Avatar
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    Jimbo gets a bottle of maple syrup.

    *inserts 100 bells*

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    Hikari gets a barrette made of rainbows and clouds.

    *inserts coin*

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    Keke gets a winged cat. *inserts coin*
    "I can't explain just how it feels,
    the thoughts of my premature burial.
    Inside this oblong box I lie,
    with the hope I'll be buried alive."



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    Emo on the inside; only normal on the outside absol's Avatar
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    Shadow gets slapped in the face with a fish. *inserts coin*
    Every night I try to hold tears back, every night i fail. If you never left I wouldn't have to cry...

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    A hole opens in the floor and swallows absol entirely.

    *inserts coin*

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    The winged cat lays an egg. *inserts coin*
    "I can't explain just how it feels,
    the thoughts of my premature burial.
    Inside this oblong box I lie,
    with the hope I'll be buried alive."



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    Emo on the inside; only normal on the outside absol's Avatar
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    Shadow gets sat on by an elephant. *inserts coin*
    Every night I try to hold tears back, every night i fail. If you never left I wouldn't have to cry...

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    Absol gets shot in the hoochy. *inserts half-eaten candy bar*
    "I can't explain just how it feels,
    the thoughts of my premature burial.
    Inside this oblong box I lie,
    with the hope I'll be buried alive."



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    Emo on the inside; only normal on the outside absol's Avatar
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    Melted chocolate gets sprayed on Shadow *inserts coin*
    Every night I try to hold tears back, every night i fail. If you never left I wouldn't have to cry...

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    The machine starts screaming epic fail and explodes, killing a very annoying absol that just recently came out of I-don't-know-nor-give-a-fuck-where and started irritating me. *inserts absol's decapitated head*
    "I can't explain just how it feels,
    the thoughts of my premature burial.
    Inside this oblong box I lie,
    with the hope I'll be buried alive."



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    absol gets revived and kills Shadow.

    *inserts coin*

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    In a world... where a voice from the heavens tells you to CUT LOOSE. Octazooka's Avatar
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    Ed gets some Mother Fucking Snakes on a Mother Fucking plane.

    *Inserts gella*

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    Octazooka gets another vending machine.

    Puts in a coin with a string, then pulls it out.

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    Solly gets threatened by the mafia.

    *inserts coin*

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    Ed gets pink Cotton Candy.

    *inserts arcade token*

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    Keke gets hit with a water baloon. *inserts a cd*
    "I can't explain just how it feels,
    the thoughts of my premature burial.
    Inside this oblong box I lie,
    with the hope I'll be buried alive."



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    cogito ergo doleo Keke Le Cat's Avatar
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    <--- thinks that Shadow just wanted to see her shirt wet.

    Shadow gets a yellow daffodil.

    *Inserts coin*

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    A low to mid functioning sociopath. Shadow's Avatar
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    I'm not a pervert!

    Keke gets a tomato. *inserts coin*
    "I can't explain just how it feels,
    the thoughts of my premature burial.
    Inside this oblong box I lie,
    with the hope I'll be buried alive."



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    Shadow gets a poison dart frog.

    *Inserts coin*

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    Keke gets some pasta with red sauce on it. *inserts a bunny*
    "I can't explain just how it feels,
    the thoughts of my premature burial.
    Inside this oblong box I lie,
    with the hope I'll be buried alive."



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    *The Bunny is strained through the tiny coin insertion slot, goes through a variety of pureeing processes and sprays back out all over Shadow in a fine red mist.*

    *Puts in a banana scented yellow condom*
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    Qoorl gets a Fabergé egg, that smells of bananas.

    *inserts a nipple ring*

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    Keke gets a breast implant.

    *inserts coin of DOOM!*

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