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    Mr. Smithy ruins this thread.

    *inserts coin*
    "GENTLEMEN, I HAVE MADE LOVE TO THIS LAWNMOWER! AND NOW I ASK MYSELF, WHY?"
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    Thread gets repaired.

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    Darth Vader comes out of machine and challenges you to a duel.

    *inserts coin*
    "GENTLEMEN, I HAVE MADE LOVE TO THIS LAWNMOWER! AND NOW I ASK MYSELF, WHY?"
    -Dr. Weird

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    Mr. Smithy gets chased by Indiana Jones.

    *draws with Vader and inserts coin*

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    You get a metroid.

    *gives Indy a snake and inserts coin*
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    You receive a grenade.

    *passes metroid to Keke and inserts coin*

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    Ed gets a flying monkey. *inserts a clock*
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    the thoughts of my premature burial.
    Inside this oblong box I lie,
    with the hope I'll be buried alive."



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    Shadow ages dramatically.

    *shoos monkey and inserts coin*

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    Ed gets a spoon. Only there is no spoon, Neo.

    *inserts a link from a broken chain*

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    Keke gets a full set of red nauhgahide bondage gear.

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    *runs off to google nauhgahide a little frightened of what she may find...*

    Qoorl gets his every wish granted. Epic vending machine we have here, eh?

    *inserts a corndog*

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    I probably spelled it wrong.

    Keke gets a puddle of mustard, ketchup and tobasco perfectly blended. Bet ya wish ya hadn't wasted that corn dog eh?

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    The Joker pops out of the vending machine and gives Qoorl a wedgie.

    Nooo corndog! Thou hast taught me the definition of irony, oh vending machine.

    *inserts her tears of disappointment into the vending machine coin slot*

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    Qoorl gives the Joker a boot to the gut followed by a Stunner and a beer bath. The vending machine gives Keke a six pack o' corn dogs out of sympathy*

    *Inserts debit card*
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    Qoorl's account is emptied.

    *inserts The One Ring To Rule Them All!*

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    (Fortunately I'm broke so that was a freebie)

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    Machine spits lettuce back at you.

    *inserts self (in the machine, of course)*
    "GENTLEMEN, I HAVE MADE LOVE TO THIS LAWNMOWER! AND NOW I ASK MYSELF, WHY?"
    -Dr. Weird

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    A mechanical boot go-go gadget tosses Smithy from the machine.

    *Inserts a scallop shell*

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    Keke Le Cat gets a red dress.

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    Bk receives a tiny pixie.

    *inserts tie*

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    Ed receives a spiked dog collar.

    *inserts sugar and spice and everything nice cause thats what girls are made of*

    Dude, thats the last time I post when I am very, very tired. That last response wasn't coherent in the least. How can a boot toss someone?

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    Keke receives a perfect clone of herself.

    *puts collar in bag and inserts picture of a kitten*

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    Qoorl might like that. Meh.

    Ed receives a cute n cuddlie siamese kitten.

    *inserts a hotwheels tire*

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    Keke receives a '97 Corvette.

    *puts some milk in a bowl for the kitten and inserts coin*

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    Ed gets a colossal kick in the pants.

    *inserts a fruit loop*

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