Vending Machine

[Mr. Smithy]

Mr. Smithy ruins this thread.

*inserts coin*

[The Editor]

Thread gets repaired.

*inserts coin*

[Mr. Smithy]

Darth Vader comes out of machine and challenges you to a duel.

*inserts coin*

[The Editor]

Mr. Smithy gets chased by Indiana Jones.

*draws with Vader and inserts coin*

[Mr. Smithy]

You get a metroid.

*gives Indy a snake and inserts coin*

[The Editor]

You receive a grenade.

*passes metroid to Keke and inserts coin*

[Shadow]

Ed gets a flying monkey. *inserts a clock*

[The Editor]

Shadow ages dramatically.

*shoos monkey and inserts coin*

[Keke Le Cat]

Ed gets a spoon. Only there is no spoon, Neo.

*inserts a link from a broken chain*

[Qoorl]

Keke gets a full set of red nauhgahide bondage gear.

*Inserts a wish*

[Keke Le Cat]

*runs off to google nauhgahide a little frightened of what she may find...*

Qoorl gets his every wish granted. Epic vending machine we have here, eh?

*inserts a corndog*

[Qoorl]

I probably spelled it wrong.

Keke gets a puddle of mustard, ketchup and tobasco perfectly blended. Bet ya wish ya hadn't wasted that corn dog eh?

*Inserts a mystery coin*

[Keke Le Cat]

The Joker pops out of the vending machine and gives Qoorl a wedgie.

Nooo corndog! Thou hast taught me the definition of irony, oh vending machine.

*inserts her tears of disappointment into the vending machine coin slot*

[Qoorl]

Qoorl gives the Joker a boot to the gut followed by a Stunner and a beer bath. The vending machine gives Keke a six pack o' corn dogs out of sympathy*

*Inserts debit card*

[The Editor]

Qoorl's account is emptied.

*inserts The One Ring To Rule Them All!*

[Qoorl]

(Fortunately I'm broke so that was a freebie)

ThEd recieves a plastic Qoorl: Monster Hunter Junior Monster Hunter Decoder Ring.

*inserts lettuce*

[Mr. Smithy]

Machine spits lettuce back at you.

*inserts self (in the machine, of course)*

[Keke Le Cat]

A mechanical boot go-go gadget tosses Smithy from the machine.

*Inserts a scallop shell*

[Bluebabe kitten]

Keke Le Cat gets a red dress.

*inserts coin.*

[The Editor]

Bk receives a tiny pixie.

*inserts tie*

[Keke Le Cat]

Ed receives a spiked dog collar.

*inserts sugar and spice and everything nice cause thats what girls are made of*

Dude, thats the last time I post when I am very, very tired. That last response wasn't coherent in the least. How can a boot toss someone?

[The Editor]

Keke receives a perfect clone of herself.

*puts collar in bag and inserts picture of a kitten*

[Keke Le Cat]

Qoorl might like that. Meh.

Ed receives a cute n cuddlie siamese kitten.

*inserts a hotwheels tire*

[The Editor]

Keke receives a '97 Corvette.

*puts some milk in a bowl for the kitten and inserts coin*

[Keke Le Cat]

Ed gets a colossal kick in the pants.

*inserts a fruit loop*