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    Qoorl gets a lasercannon.

    *inserts completed exam*

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    ED gets an F for Fine

    *Inserts death lazor*

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    Solly gets a miniature Keke clone.

    *inserts coin*

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    Editor gets a notice that I am not Qoorl.

    *Inserts a watch-a-macallit*

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    *wears the top hat and monocle*

    Solly gets downgraded watch.

    *inserts her new sprite shop*

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    Ninetails gets nothing because machine is out of order.

    *Inserts nanobot which fixes the vending machine*

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    SOlly gets a postcard from Hot Coffee Mississippi

    *inserts a Jack CHick Tract*
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    Qoorl gets his music played

    *Inserts an elephant*

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    Solly gets a note saying the following:

    "Insert a coin you fucking Jew!"

    *inserts dance moves*



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    AZn Gets A Hundred Hand Slap from E. Honda


    *inserts C.O.I.N.S.*
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    Qoorl gets F.O.O.D.

    *Inserts finger*

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    Solly gets a note that reads: "Finger fucking is for high schoolers. You can do better than that."

    *inserts egg shells*

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    Keke gets SET UP THE BOMB!

    *Inserts something immature*

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    Solly gets a quote: “Sit down before fact as a little child, be prepared to give up every preconceived notion, follow humbly wherever and to whatever abysses nature leads, or you shall learn nothing.” ~Aldous Huxley (Darwin's Bulldog)

    *inserts a teddy bear's eye*

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    Keke gets other eye.

    *Inserts quote*

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    Aldous Huxley's ghost pops out of the machine and sodomizes Solly.

    (Dude, don't mess with godless men's quotes. There is nothing they won't do to exact revenge.)

    *inserts the bible*

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    Keke gets words of wisdom, "The road to adulthood is one way only, don't move the car and your adolescence stays golden."

    *Inserts money*

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    Solly gets nothing.

    *inserts a car and dons a bulletproof vest*
    omae wa mou shindeiru

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    PK gets bullet proof pants, a bullet proof helmet, bullet proof gloves and boots, bullet proof sleeves, and a note that says "You're not fully covered yet."

    *Inserts the nothing that was obtained*

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    Solly gets the Keys to the Kingdom and a Bulletproof Escalade

    *inserts his sorrows*
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    Qoorl gets black eyeliner, a black wig, and some miasmic, rainy souls.

    *inserts a unicorn's head*
    omae wa mou shindeiru

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    PK gets her now ground unicorn horn, which she can use to make various potions of love.

    *Inserts the meaning of life*

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    Solly gets impaled on a giant pencil.

    *inserts some of Solly's blood*

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    Ed recieves a Solly/Pencil Hybrid creature with a voracious appetite for clone flesh

    *inserts the Salvation of Mankind*
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    OMG! Somebody protect the clones! Especially my clones, they're too young to die!

    Qoorl gets Keke's approval and a note that says, “Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others.”


    *inserts some of Qoorl's hair...* ...Yes I stole some of your hair when you weren't looking. So sue me.

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