Qoorl gets a lasercannon.
*inserts completed exam*
Qoorl gets a lasercannon.
*inserts completed exam*
ED gets an F for Fine
*Inserts death lazor*
Originally Posted by kyne
Solly gets a miniature Keke clone.
*inserts coin*
Editor gets a notice that I am not Qoorl.
*Inserts a watch-a-macallit*
*wears the top hat and monocle*
Solly gets downgraded watch.
*inserts her new sprite shop*
Ninetails gets nothing because machine is out of order.
*Inserts nanobot which fixes the vending machine*
SOlly gets a postcard from Hot Coffee Mississippi
*inserts a Jack CHick Tract*
JOIN AN RP YOU SLACKERS!
Qoorl gets his music played
*Inserts an elephant*
Solly gets a note saying the following:
"Insert a coin you fucking Jew!"
*inserts dance moves*
AZn Gets A Hundred Hand Slap from E. Honda
*inserts C.O.I.N.S.*
Qoorl gets F.O.O.D.
*Inserts finger*
Keke gets SET UP THE BOMB!
*Inserts something immature*
Solly gets a quote: “Sit down before fact as a little child, be prepared to give up every preconceived notion, follow humbly wherever and to whatever abysses nature leads, or you shall learn nothing.” ~Aldous Huxley (Darwin's Bulldog)
*inserts a teddy bear's eye*
Keke gets other eye.
*Inserts quote*
Aldous Huxley's ghost pops out of the machine and sodomizes Solly.
(Dude, don't mess with godless men's quotes. There is nothing they won't do to exact revenge.)
*inserts the bible*
Keke gets words of wisdom, "The road to adulthood is one way only, don't move the car and your adolescence stays golden."
*Inserts money*
Solly gets nothing.
*inserts a car and dons a bulletproof vest*
omae wa mou shindeiru
PK gets bullet proof pants, a bullet proof helmet, bullet proof gloves and boots, bullet proof sleeves, and a note that says "You're not fully covered yet."
*Inserts the nothing that was obtained*
Solly gets the Keys to the Kingdom and a Bulletproof Escalade
*inserts his sorrows*
Qoorl gets black eyeliner, a black wig, and some miasmic, rainy souls.
*inserts a unicorn's head*
omae wa mou shindeiru
PK gets her now ground unicorn horn, which she can use to make various potions of love.
*Inserts the meaning of life*
Solly gets impaled on a giant pencil.
*inserts some of Solly's blood*
Ed recieves a Solly/Pencil Hybrid creature with a voracious appetite for clone flesh
*inserts the Salvation of Mankind*
OMG! Somebody protect the clones! Especially my clones, they're too young to die!
Qoorl gets Keke's approval and a note that says, “Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others.”
*inserts some of Qoorl's hair...* ...Yes I stole some of your hair when you weren't looking. So sue me.
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