Vending Machine

[Keke Le Cat]

Jimbo gets a giant black dildo.

*inserts coin*

[Yojimbo]

keke gets a cat to make up for all the lost ones

*hands the dildo off to some random hooker, and returns to insert another coin*

[Hikari]

Jimbo gets a bottle of maple syrup.

*inserts 100 bells*

[Keke Le Cat]

Hikari gets a barrette made of rainbows and clouds.

*inserts coin*

[Shadow]

Keke gets a winged cat. *inserts coin*

[absol]

Shadow gets slapped in the face with a fish. *inserts coin*

[Keke Le Cat]

A hole opens in the floor and swallows absol entirely.

*inserts coin*

[Shadow]

The winged cat lays an egg. *inserts coin*

[absol]

Shadow gets sat on by an elephant. *inserts coin*

[Shadow]

Absol gets shot in the hoochy. *inserts half-eaten candy bar*

[absol]

Melted chocolate gets sprayed on Shadow *inserts coin*

[Shadow]

The machine starts screaming epic fail and explodes, killing a very annoying absol that just recently came out of I-don't-know-nor-give-a-fuck-where and started irritating me. *inserts absol's decapitated head*

[The Editor]

absol gets revived and kills Shadow.

*inserts coin*

[Octazooka]

Ed gets some Mother Fucking Snakes on a Mother Fucking plane.

*Inserts gella*

[Solly]

Octazooka gets another vending machine.

Puts in a coin with a string, then pulls it out.

[The Editor]

Solly gets threatened by the mafia.

*inserts coin*

[Keke Le Cat]

Ed gets pink Cotton Candy.

*inserts arcade token*

[Shadow]

Keke gets hit with a water baloon. *inserts a cd*

[Keke Le Cat]

<--- thinks that Shadow just wanted to see her shirt wet.

Shadow gets a yellow daffodil.

*Inserts coin*

[Shadow]

I'm not a pervert!

Keke gets a tomato. *inserts coin*

[Keke Le Cat]

Shadow gets a poison dart frog.

*Inserts coin*

[Shadow]

Keke gets some pasta with red sauce on it. *inserts a bunny*

[Qoorl]

*The Bunny is strained through the tiny coin insertion slot, goes through a variety of pureeing processes and sprays back out all over Shadow in a fine red mist.*

*Puts in a banana scented yellow condom*

[Keke Le Cat]

Qoorl gets a Fabergé egg, that smells of bananas.

*inserts a nipple ring*

[The Editor]

Keke gets a breast implant.

*inserts coin of DOOM!*