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  1. 07-20-2008, 07:40 AM #151
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    Keke gets a giant monkey.

    *Keke clone licks cream off and inserts coin*
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  2. 07-20-2008, 07:49 AM #152
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    MONKEY?? I don't like monkeys. They are trying to take over the world. With their psychic brain waves. But don't worry, the aluminum foil hat blocks the monkey mind rays. You should wear one too.

    Ed gets a pack of cinnamint Orbit gum.

    *inserts bottle cap*

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    Keke gets a bottle of whiskey.

    *inserts stick of gum*
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  4. 07-20-2008, 08:13 AM #154
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    Ed gets a cinnamon stick and a peppermint teabag. heeehehhhehehehehe I said teabag.

    *inserts coin still giggling*

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  5. 07-20-2008, 08:23 AM #155
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    Keke gets a brain slug which latches onto her head and starts feeding.

    *inserts jelly baby*
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  6. 07-20-2008, 08:33 AM #156
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    Oh no, not whats left of my brain! what ever shall I do?

    *inserts coin*

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    Keke gets her brain restored, and the brain slug explodes.

    *thumps machine*
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  8. 07-20-2008, 10:50 AM #158
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    Ed lost his coin... again. 2x coin lossage for the lose.

    *inserts a coin*

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  9. 07-20-2008, 12:01 PM #159
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    Keke gets a ticket for inserting too many coins. the ticket reads

    " SHARE THE GOD DAMN VENDING MACHINE!"

    *inserts a coin*
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  10. 07-20-2008, 12:04 PM #160
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    Yojimbo received a pimp smack across the face because of his arrogance

    (music from Pokemon Games when Trainer receives an item plays)

    *inserts coin*


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  11. 07-20-2008, 12:16 PM #161
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    Jimbo, you are just jealous because I got breast implants and you didn't.

    The Azn Party Boy gets a Treecko plushie.

    *as jimbo said she inserts too many coins, she cuts off his balls and inserts those instead*

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  12. 07-20-2008, 12:50 PM #162
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    Keke gets attacked by a zombie.

    *inserts coin*
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    Ed gets a pink shirt with a glittery butterfly across the chest.

    *kills zombie with ease and inserts its nose*

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  14. 07-20-2008, 12:56 PM #164
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    Keke gets a pony.

    *puts on shirt and inserts coin*
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    Ed gets the world's smallest record player.

    *inserts tiny record which she stole from Ed*

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  16. 07-20-2008, 04:03 PM #166
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    *Keke gets the Blues*

    *Inserts No Tea*
    JOIN AN RP YOU SLACKERS!
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  17. 07-20-2008, 06:02 PM #167
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    Qoorl gets a wasp knife!

    *inserts hammer head shark's tooth*

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    Keke Le Cat gets a newborn kitten.

    *inserts coin.*
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    *Bluebabe Kitten gets an autographed portrait of The Rock-The MOST Electrifying Man In Sports Entertainment. If ya SMeeeeelelelelelelelELAH...What the Rock....is Cookin'!*

    *Inserts rupies*
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  20. 07-20-2008, 07:34 PM #170
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    You get a Game Over. Better luck next time!

    *inserts coin*
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  21. 07-20-2008, 11:05 PM #171
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    Gets a permenate GAME OVER caused by knive to throat for being an worthless space of this website.

    *Throws knive in the trash then inserts coin.*
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  22. 07-21-2008, 01:11 AM #172
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    Pokegun gets hit by a train. Death is immediate and excruciating.

    *inserts a shiny penny*
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  23. 07-21-2008, 03:47 AM #173
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    The Editor gets Bob.

    *Inserts a chao*
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    Hey Bob.

    Ninetails gets a giant marshmallow.

    *inserts coin*
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  25. 07-21-2008, 05:52 AM #175
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    Ed gets a Jack Frost doll.

    *flip coins*
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