Yeah, I guess I am a psuedo intellectual...

[Shadow]

Okay, so last night I was thinking, and in theory, I have perfected the statement "I think, therefore I am". An example would be this:

Time is not an object or a thing, it is a construct created by the human mind to put various events into a semi-meaningful chronological order. Like wise, Age is a side-effect construct. When people remember things that happened hour, days, or years ago, they see time piling up. They think "I am old" and so, they become old.

I went on with things like this for an hour or two and came to one final conclusion.

Alter your mind, Alter reality.

Any comments other than "you need a life" or "you think too much"?

[Qoorl]

"TIME IS AN ABSTRACT CONCEPT CREATED BY CARBON BASED LIFEFORMS TO MONITOR THEIR ONGOING DECAY! HOO HA!" -The Mighty Thundercleese.

[Gіant Squid]

Shadow, this thread has made me feel both depressed and exasperated because of the fact that you are clearly not an intellectual member of society. Do us all a favour and think to yourself after you finish typing your post, do people actually want to read that bunch of shit? It'll help you in ways you can't imagine.

[Mario The Black Knight]

Hey look, it's Lord

[Solly]

STFU, Mario. She actually ahs a point. They're called hallucinations.

Giant Squid!

[Mario The Black Knight]

No, look, it's Lord

Does anyone have any attention to detail around here?

[Qoorl]

Ah... I See. Good eye Mario. Catching the Altmaster in one of his canny disguises

[Gіant Squid]

Well, duh, it's me. Congrats, Mario. That must've been easy to figure out. Solly, I'm disappointed in you.

[Shadow]

Shadow, this thread has made me feel both depressed and exasperated because of the fact that you are clearly not an intellectual member of society. Do us all a favour and think to yourself after you finish typing your post, do people actually want to read that bunch of shit? It'll help you in ways you can't imagine.

Shut up fake squid. Just because my thought patterns are different than normal (but still on an extremely advanced level compared to you lord-94-cocks-in-his-ass) is no reason for you to attempt being such a kiss-ass, shit-filled cunt of a faggot bitch.

[Solly]

Damn. I need to pay more attention to postcounts.

[Mario The Black Knight]

Well, duh, it's me. Congrats, Mario. That must've been easy to figure out. Solly, I'm disappointed in you.

I need to point it out because there are a lot of morons who really would have probably been fooled

Your Fake God Alt took about a day or so to get noticed

[Gіant Squid]

Shut up fake squid. Just because my thought patterns are different than normal (but still on an extremely advanced level compared to you lord-94-cocks-in-his-ass) is no reason for you to attempt being such a kiss-ass, shit-filled cunt of a faggot bitch.

Ahahaha. Let's roll out the insults, shall we? Ahaha. Oh my God, Shadow, you're always so priceless. And by the way, I'm smarter than you. By a lot of brain power. Just 'cause I don't make intellectual threads doesn't mean I'm not smart.

kthnxbai

[Gіant Squid]

I need to point it out because there are a lot of morons who really would have probably been fooled

Your Fake God Alt took about a day or so to get noticed

Hm? Oh, I wasn't that God alt. I still don't know who he is. We talked though and he thought me how to use double usernames.

[Mario The Black Knight]

Yeah, OK

It was you lord

Once you beileve the lies you tell other people, your almost completely beyond any form of help you know

[Gіant Squid]

No, Mario. If you guys could unban my Clever Cat account, I'd happily show you the PM conversation between myself and the second God.

Actually, why am I even arguing with you? I don't care what you think. Silly me.

[Shadow]

Why hasn't he been ip banned yet?

Returning to the topic, does anyone have any comments that aren't smart-assed sarcasm?

[Mario The Black Knight]

Anyone can fake a conversation with themselves lord, You can't fool me.

And you would be the type of person who would do something like that too. Your just an attention hungry child with a problem with compulsive lying

[Keke Le Cat]

Well, while I really doubt this is the case... I have always said that you make your own reality. What you perceive to be the truth is the truth to you. So if you believe this... Then it may be true to you, however I think "time" will prove you wrong and you'll look back at this and say, "God. What a shit I was when I was 14, that is such total rubbish."

[Qoorl]

He's really 30.

[Fox]

Lord, this is getting old. Move on with your life!

[Solly]

Lord needs to stop being a Lord and start being a Man.

[Gіant Squid]

Okay, fuck it. Solly, you annoying, irritating Jew, you need to shut up now. Snappish like.

[Solly]

Never.

[Sasuke]

Ahahaha. Let's roll out the insults, shall we? Ahaha. Oh my God, Shadow, you're always so priceless. And by the way, I'm smarter than you. By a lot of brain power. Just 'cause I don't make intellectual threads doesn't mean I'm not smart.

kthnxbai

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT! You obviously haven't missed a day in taking faggot pills.

[God]

try had 3rd grade philosophical threads like these are a thorn in my side as i attempt to turn the discussion forum into a never ending discussion about how socialism rules