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Damn are they annoying.
Feminists
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Damn are they annoying.
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''Women are far stronger and superior to men! Continually demaculate your boyfriend/husband for the sake of more workforce and daycare fodder!''
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Woman #1: How are you?
Woman #2: I'm fine. I just came back from a speech about equality of genders. A woman bludgeoned her husband with a candlestick after he badgered and annoyed her for not making him a sandwich.
Woman #1: Sounds great. I, on the other hand, am not so well. I just came back from a court case.
Woman #2: What happened?
Woman #1: Well a husband gave his wife a black eye after she slept with his boss.
Woman #2: He should get the electric chair.
Woman #1: I agree, and he got it.
(Maybe a little exaggerative, but the principle is the same)
Originally Posted by kyne
And women wonder why prostitutes are so popular.
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Man #1:
This morning on the interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds ! And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver , which knocked the donut out of my
other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked
my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the darn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Stupid women drivers
Still doesn't mean I vouch for photoshopped magazines. Tell the male race what they really should expect!
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Everything was going fine for the male until the female driver cut him off. GAWD.
Fuck Diamonds, cellphones are a womans best friend.
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Why were SUVs invented?
Because women can't drive trucks.
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein
Today's "feminists" completely lose the point of feminism. Take anything that remotely hints at gender inequality (from their perspective) and you have a horde of them BAAAAWWWW'ing and putting up protest signs.
Like, seriously: "Equality" =/= "Superiority"
The eternal scene, immortalised before those dastardly fanmakes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vubYloIzCg0
I still think it bares repeating.
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein
I hold much respect for the single father with custody. He knew when to get the fuck outta there.
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awesome another thread about the plight of the white male in society
keep on fighting the good fight guys
Not just the White guy, any guy really.
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God, people who aren't as racially or sexually discriminated against do have other problems, so kindly stfu.
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein
Yes, like being hit in the face more for political correctness.
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well maybe if they were talking about a problem that wasnt directly related to being afraid of other groups gaining more rights in relative to them than before i would hehe
OMG POLITICAL CORRECTNESS AJDADKADDAJKS
hahhaa octazooka actually just said that political correctness is a valid problem for the white male to deal with
God's just playing the cynic now.
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i am just entertained by the whininess of the white male. is the a more whiny group of people. no.
What about White women?
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