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    Furry Authority RedCheetah's Avatar
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    Default I just discovered a "Military Life" forum

    Most of it is stupid questions and the rest is a forum wide circle jerk about how retarded civilians are. I don't know what to do.
    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein

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    cogito ergo doleo Keke Le Cat's Avatar
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    Join the circle. Go on, you know you want to.

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    In a world... where a voice from the heavens tells you to CUT LOOSE. Octazooka's Avatar
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    Sounds like Generals Die in Bed.
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    Seems like it would be really boring, sad and depressing.

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    These people are arrogant asshats with no debating talent. Because of this I have determined the forum to be a lolcow.
    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein

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    Who the hell cares?

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    There is a guy that works security in the building that the convenience store I work at is. He's probably 22. Instead of going to college, he joined the military. He's served in Iraq. With all the male dominance he can muster, he tells me I should smile more, and walks away before I can give him a hearty "fuck you" eyebrow raise. Also, he hits on me while he pours his coffee, and in general is an asshat. Today he told me I looked like Julia Stiles, and that it "wasn't a bad thing," and followed it up with a creepy, lusty grin. Ewwww.

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    I wanna be captain of the ship.
    When the government is robbed, the worst that happens is that certain rogues and loafers have less money to play with than they had before. - H. L. Mencken

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    Your already a MASTER OF LAND TRAVEL, you know nothing of the seas!

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    When the government is robbed, the worst that happens is that certain rogues and loafers have less money to play with than they had before. - H. L. Mencken

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    That's a french ship, you definatly know nothing of the sea

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    if mazdaspeed and i were both characters in a novel, we'd be the literary device called a DUALITY

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    This pic is definitely of me!! Solly's Avatar
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    Please don't tell me they have "Ten-hut" smileys.

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    They have kirby smileys.

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    This pic is definitely of me!! Solly's Avatar
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    Is that supposed to lead up to a burn or something?

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    No, I was just hoping you wouldn't ask any questions and just leave.

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    This pic is definitely of me!! Solly's Avatar
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    Looks like I foiled your plans once again.

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    Son of a bitch! You're right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kg View Post
    if mazdaspeed and i were both characters in a novel, we'd be the literary device called a DUALITY
    And here we have KG admitting her intellectual equal is a noob with less than 100 posts.
    "Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy." - Mao Tse-Tung

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammer&Sickle View Post
    And here we have KG admitting her intellectual equal is a noob with less than 100 posts.
    Her knowledge relates to the sea and nothing else, don't blaim her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solly View Post
    Is that supposed to lead up to a burn or something?
    Yes

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    This pic is definitely of me!! Solly's Avatar
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    Sasuke was a genius before his time

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