Lets play House

[MazdaSpeed]

*male patient comes in unconcious, is overweight, and was found having a seizure while vomiting*



Cameron, run a test for Lupus. Foreman, give him an MRI. Chase, run a tox screening on him. *pops a vicoden* I'm gonna call Wilson and see what's wrong in his life today.

[Keke Le Cat]

You know, I was compared to House the other day. I was like, "So basically you are calling me an obnoxious asshole?" and they were like, "Yeah, pretty much."

I still can't tell if I should take it as a compliment or not. I like House. I just don't know that I want to be like House.

In fact, since it was recently pointed out to me here that I am basically a bitch, maybe I should reassess my life. Try to be nice. Stop with the pithy comments... Nah. Maybe some other time.

[Nanaki]

The diagnosis is "American"

[MazdaSpeed]

"Lupus test came back negative."

"Run it again. And tell Chase to get a biopsy of his spinal chord and to stop touching himself at night."

[Eon Spirit]

You know, I don't think house would go that far..and I watch the show.

XP

More like;

"Run it again and tell Chase that he might need a brain transplant. I'm gonna see if I can get Wilson's sandwich today..."

[Keke Le Cat]

Cuddy walks in and she says, "House, I think your cane is sezzy. Make baby with me!"

Then Cameron is like, "I want to save him! He needs me! He's already making baby with me!"

Then they wrestle in a vat of vanilla pudding wearing nothing but hot pink thongs.

[Qoorl]

*Patient dies on the table and rises as the walking dead*

[Solly]

Then the world explodes.

[Qoorl]

*** THE END ***

[Keke Le Cat]

or is it...

DUN DUN DUN!

[Solly]

Yes, I'm pretty sure it is.

[jirachi4eva]

Chase, I want your ass out of here, right now. *limps out of office*

THE END~~~~~~~