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    Default U.S. Military

    Considering the number of people here with shitty lives, why haven't any of us joined the military? We knock each other's views but the point is we're all smart enough to realize that joining the military =/= getting shot at, most of the jobs are very safe. The benefits are better than any normal job. So why aren't we lining up for basic?
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    Because we're all lazy and think the military is for losers

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    Age?
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    And most people on this site are generally out of shape, and don't give a shit about being patriotic

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    I've considered it. I still do from time to time. But at the end of the day, I enjoy not having to answer to anyone too much.


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    i aint joinin no military

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    Double Negatives alert!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nidogod View Post
    Double Negatives alert!
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    ...yeeeahhh... only 14

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    How long have you been 14?


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    I've seriously considered military service as well.. AT LEAST the national guard for a sweet sign up bonus but... I guess it's kind of Ironic in a way... but I prefer my freedom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nidogod View Post
    How long have you been 14?
    about 5 months

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    Who are you and how do you know how long nocturne has been 14?


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    I dunno, since he joined?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nidogod View Post
    Who are you and how do you know how long nocturne has been 14?
    because I'm nocturne

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    Wha--!? But how--!? O_o;;;


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    Oh no the NIdogod Complex Program is going to blow a circuit!
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