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    Default I'm calling it.

    Obama will win the election, something big is gonna go down around February 2009, and we'll end up under martial law. People will be rounded into camps, many will die, and it will be used as a catalyst to probably get us either in Iran or fused with Mexico and Canada.
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    What do you have against Canada?
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    Muhahaha. Everything is going according to plan.

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    My own little consPiracy theory says the powers that be want to destroy and rebuild America. Destruction will be caused by rampant hatred of the other side's political ideologies.


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    my own little conspiracy theory says that corporations will keep using puppet governments to enslave/destroy third world nations for profit and will be glad that highly romanticized conspiracy theories involving the new world order and internment camps will help to illegitimate any respectable intellectual movement against them

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    The Germans thought the Nazis were joking.
    "I prefer a sane world where you are rewarded by providing people with something they want. Not arbitrarily rewarded in a status game that reminds me of chimpanzees." - nazgulnarsil

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    The Philadelphia Project had nothing to do with stealth camoflage, it was actually for engineering a black man who would run for president.

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    That's why ships disappeared and people were fused into the hull, it caused the very fabric of reality to collapse. They had to stabilize it by making him half white.
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    The black half they had to remove eventually became Jaramiah Wright

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    my own little conspiracy theory says that corporations will keep using puppet governments to enslave/destroy third world nations for profit and will be glad that highly romanticized conspiracy theories involving the new world order and internment camps will help to illegitimate any respectable intellectual movement against them
    That's all well and good but it fails to address the fact that the world's elite are the hybridized descendants of interdimensional reptillians. Isn't that right, modern day prophet, David Icke?



    But then again, you probably know all about that, dont you, "God"? (!)__(!)


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    Heh Nido m'boy... do you believe in DEROS too?
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