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    Default Cyclops kitten proves creationism!



    This crazy American woman had a kitten that was born deformed with only one eye and no nose and she says it disproved evolution.

    *boggles*

    How?

    Wouldn't it disprove creationism? Srsly? SRSLY?!?!?!

    “My kitten is fucked up. My imaginary friend must be to blame. Clear proof of intelligent design!” Scuse me... What?

    http://www.blamonet.com/vb/archive/i...p/t-82181.html

    I am so confused by this.

    She donated it to a creationist museum to help prove god right with science. As though that were possible. The guy who runs the museum, Adolfi, is a Real Estate agent. “He sold me my house and proved my faith!” It'll be a sad day when a real estate agent manages to poke viable holes in theories formulated by people with real degrees.




    Efficiency insures the machine stays alive, death is the ultimate inefficiency. Am I right? AM I FUCKING RIGHT OR AM I GOING INSANE? OMFG.



    THE STUPID HAS DEFEATED ME.

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    And btw that cyclops kitten picture freaks me out and I am totally meming on it. I hope I don't has nightmares!


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    This reminds me of Dara O'Briain's three examples against creationism:

    1) Take a look at yourself. This was the man who suppoedly created mountain tops and sunsets. What kind of off day was he having when he created you? *

    2) If we were divinely inspired, why do we sometimes bite the inside of our mouths?

    3) The appendix. It does nothing except try to kill you.

    * This is directed at everybody, not just Keke.

    P.S. Anyone who says "If the appendix only exists to try to kill us, why would it evolve?" may like to learn that way back when the appendix helped us to digest grass. These days we don't eat grass though, so it's not nearly as vital. And the reason we haven't lost it is because any gene completely removing it would require a pretty big leap on the genetic map, and there's no real advantage (or disadvantage) to making it slightly smaller.

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    Oh but Editor, their imaginary friend is their babysitter! And everyone knows the babysitter is always right.
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    Since when? It would take one hell of a babysitter to always be right when talking to me.

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    What if I were your babysitter Ed?

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    Then we would have many many discussions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Editor View Post
    Since when? It would take one hell of a babysitter to always be right when talking to me.
    You are aware that I was being completely sarcastic, right?
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    Nope, sorry.

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    Anyways, she reminds me of The Chrysalids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keke Le Cat View Post


    This crazy American woman had a kitten that was born deformed with only one eye and no nose and she says it disproved evolution.

    *boggles*

    How?

    Wouldn't it disprove creationism? Srsly? SRSLY?!?!?!

    “My kitten is fucked up. My imaginary friend must be to blame. Clear proof of intelligent design!” Scuse me... What?

    http://www.blamonet.com/vb/archive/i...p/t-82181.html

    I am so confused by this.

    She donated it to a creationist museum to help prove god right with science. As though that were possible. The guy who runs the museum, Adolfi, is a Real Estate agent. “He sold me my house and proved my faith!” It'll be a sad day when a real estate agent manages to poke viable holes in theories formulated by people with real degrees.




    Efficiency insures the machine stays alive, death is the ultimate inefficiency. Am I right? AM I FUCKING RIGHT OR AM I GOING INSANE? OMFG.



    THE STUPID HAS DEFEATED ME.
    The only way a Cyclops cat could prove evolution would be if it shout an optic blast from that sucker.


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    That is possibly the most retarded thing you could have said. Know why? Because it's impossible. A laser, such as that used by so-called 'eyebeams', requires a gemstone to operate. It is impossible for a gemstone to be created within the body of any creature due to a distinct lack of pressure and heat. Were those conditions to be met the creature would die. Ye can't have eyebeams boy! Now explain why the existence of a mutated kitten proves creationism. Or how it disproves evolution. Oh, wait, you can't. You are a creationist and your opinion is worthless. Sit down and shut up.

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    It's not a laser, it's a solar powered beam of concussive energy made from exotic particles, you white imperialist pig!


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    1) Define an 'exotic particle'.
    2) Explain how that is less impossible than laser eyebeams.
    3) Only His Excellency may say that.

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    zOMG Nido! Never say that you are a creationist?

    *crushed*

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    Their divine particles, Ed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Editor View Post
    1) Define an 'exotic particle'.
    2) Explain how that is less impossible than laser eyebeams.
    3) Only His Excellency may say that.
    1) Exotic Particle: [Eg-zah-tik-pahr-ti-kuhl] –noun
    Your Mother.

    2) Technically, it's more impossible, which makes it all the more probable.

    3) I know. I just did.

    zOMG Nido! Never say that you are a creationist?

    *crushed*
    Of course not! I'm a free thinker! I refuse to be confined centuries old dogmatic superstitions! The fact that I believe Evolution to be a Farce and that a higher power who bestowed Judeo-Christian values on us invented the entire universe in 7 days is merely a wild coincidence. Like a kitten who fires a death ray out of his face.


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    I refuse to be drawn into a scientific discussion with anyone who insists on being this retarded.

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    Psst Nido... Your god created the world in 6 days and rested on the 7th...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Editor View Post
    I refuse to be drawn into a scientific discussion with anyone who insists on being this retarded.
    ^ Usually, I'm the one with an incredibly dry sense of sarcasm in a conversation, so if you're likening yourself to me, I'm flattered but confused as to whether or not that statement was serious.

    Psst Nido... Your god created the world in 6 days and rested on the 7th...
    ZOMG Everything I know is wrong!!!


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    Actually, on the seventh day he created marijuana.

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    The kitty died, didn't it?

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    Nido, that didn't make sense. What do you mean?

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    Yes, the kitten died at only a few days old...

    Sorry to shatter your belief system, Nido.

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    It would've been pretty cool if it lived though

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