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    Imagine the vet bills if it did.
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    How would they be any different?

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    Yes, because the vet would make you pay his medical bill for severe burns after he was hit by the cat's laser beam.

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    ... Right. Yeah, I'm not restraining Hikari from breaking your shins in two with her foot ever again.

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    Obviously Ed does not believe in GIANT LAZOR BEAMS!

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    Not organic ones, no.

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    Sorry to shatter your belief system, Nido.
    That's okay. In the few hours since, I've been saved by the one true religion. Can I interest you in a free stress test some time, Keke?

    It would've been pretty cool if it lived though
    And fathered one eyed kittens whose popularity among breeders would ensure their survival as a new subsPecies? That would indeed have been pretty cool.

    Nido, that didn't make sense. What do you mean?
    I'm known for my deadpan sense of humor, esPecially online. It is often mistaken as a serious contribution to a topic, no matter how outlandish my statement may be. I've been assuming your serious-sounding retorts in our optic-blasting kitten discussion have been the same. I still am, actually. Because if for some strange reason, you were honestly debunking the credulity of my MS Paint-doctored photo of the titular cyclops kitten shooting a red beam from his eye in what was obviously an X-Men reference, and then calling me retarded for not taking it seriously...then I'm sorry. I am so sorry for you. Everyone you know in real life must think you're just a gigantic douchebag and that saddens me.

    If on the other hand, you're still playing this back and forth game for the shere amusement of debunking comic book science and I ruined just now by asking if we're still playing, sorry for the interruption and at your word, I'll continue.


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    Wait, Ed, did you actually take that entire conversation literally?

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    I think it's the complete lack of humour that threw me off.

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    Thanks for the update on those Christians and their wacky hijinks. If theres anything I love more it's the dicksucking that always ensues from a thread like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nidogod View Post
    That's okay. In the few hours since, I've been saved by the one true religion. Can I interest you in a free stress test some time, Keke?


    And fathered one eyed kittens whose popularity among breeders would ensure their survival as a new subsPecies? That would indeed have been pretty cool.



    I'm known for my deadpan sense of humor, esPecially online. It is often mistaken as a serious contribution to a topic, no matter how outlandish my statement may be. I've been assuming your serious-sounding retorts in our optic-blasting kitten discussion have been the same. I still am, actually. Because if for some strange reason, you were honestly debunking the credulity of my MS Paint-doctored photo of the titular cyclops kitten shooting a red beam from his eye in what was obviously an X-Men reference, and then calling me retarded for not taking it seriously...then I'm sorry. I am so sorry for you. Everyone you know in real life must think you're just a gigantic douchebag and that saddens me.

    If on the other hand, you're still playing this back and forth game for the shere amusement of debunking comic book science and I ruined just now by asking if we're still playing, sorry for the interruption and at your word, I'll continue.
    I wouldn't worry about it, deadpan doesn't translate well over the internet man it happens to the best of us.

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    I am so disappointed in you guys... adding your 'humor' to my ever so serious thread...

    I'd love a stress test! What do I have to do?

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    Not as humorous as those craaaaaaazy Christians, that's for sure!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Editor View Post
    Not organic ones, no.
    Then how about Egypshun Lazer beams?
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    Nope.

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    Damnit Ed, think religiously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Editor View Post
    I think it's the complete lack of humour that threw me off.
    So...you have many frank discussions where an opposing viewpoint is illustrated by a mutated kitten firing a bright red death ray out of it's single eyeball...

    ...or things of a similarly outlandish nature and therefore the thought never crossed your mind that such an idea was meant purely for levity?

    ^Golly I love using half my vocabulary in a single sentence.

    Ed, where do you live? I wanna hang out with you. I wanna see how you interact with people in real life.


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    Me too!

    I bet it'd be a fun party.

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    Right? I imagine Ed would be like Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory.


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    I <3 Sheldon! He's my favvy. If I were on that show I would so be one of his redheaded groupies of last episode...

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    Have you ever seen how creationists act? I wouldn't put it past them to be that stupid.

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    True, though I don't they'd be using The X-Men as a means to get their point across as they're basically a metaphore for tolerating undesirable minorities and glamourize evolution.


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    Ed, can I be your groupie?

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    Ed should have a possy with people who say "Yeah" and then repeat what he just said.

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