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    Default A child runs away after his XBox is taken.

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    A 15 year old kid runs away when his parents ground him... for an entire month... then dies of exposure... in an modern suburb.
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    He was kinda cute...but that is a seriously stupid reason to run away from home. What a tard.

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    HA HA, FAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

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    That has to be the most pathetic reason for running away from home and with the kid dying and all, what a dumbass.
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    He deserved to die. He liked Xbox

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    You think the parents will sue Microsoft or Activision?
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    I hope if they try Bill Gates kills them himself.

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    Nah, he'll just keep the court ball going back and forth until the couple's bankrupt- then they kill themselves so they don't have to pay off the debt.
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    How the fuck do you die of exposure in a suburb!?
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    Ontario isn't always that warm. The weather is pretty similar to the one in Quebec.

    It's starting to get really cold in these parts now.

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    It just snowed today.

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    It slushed here- globs of wet snow raining on me as I'm walking home. But anyways, back on topic. Just how the fuck could you die in a suburb anyhow? A dead bird falling from a tall tree and knocking you on the head, inducing a concussion where you then fall asleep? Honestly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Octazooka View Post
    globs of wet snow raining on me
    :x

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echolalia View Post
    :x
    What is it with PD and setting me with the cum jokes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Octazooka View Post
    setting me with the cum
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    Quote Originally Posted by Octazooka View Post
    What is it with PD and setting me with the cum jokes?
    Because it just makes sense.

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    haha COD4

    there's a fat kid in my bus whos obsessed with cod4

    i wonder if theyre friends

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    he should have formulated a good idea of where to go before he ran away, that was the only flaw.

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    My policy is why kill yourself when you can kill someone else

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    killing inaminate objects is just as theraputic as genuine homicide

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