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    All in one sentence.

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    Page 3 already?

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    If she's over 14 and you're 18 or younger at the time of the offense, it's considered child molestation on a Misd. scale.


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    the boob grabbing hurt my nose, he hit my nose with his arm
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    oh god i commited a crime... well actually that would be my third arrest

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    ha
    When the Devil is too busy
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    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    If you think about it, taking a finely sharpened blade and nervously scraping it against your ballsack over and over doesn't sound like much fun.

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    Well think about it with a clitoris and it's not much better.

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    You've got a thicker buffer zone.

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    Use a sharp razor? I've definitely got to say you guys are pussies if you can't even shave your cock a bit to look nice for the ladies =P


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    have some respect! If we shave for you, you should shave for us!
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    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    makes sense



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    I knew you'd agree. I KNEW IT
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    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    I agree with Mex and Eve; the guys should return the favor unless you want to like diving in a deep forest

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    ruff in the jungle bizzness
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    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Perhaps Fullmetal wants his girl to be a thick bush SINCE HE WON'T RETURN THE FAVOR!

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    feel the jungle vive baby
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Desean selva melenuda de Fullmetal vivo y de su mujer

    I used a translator for that, it probably came out all wrong. It was supposed to say "Long live Fullmetal and his hairy woman." But when I translated it back it came out as "They wish melenuda forest of alive Fullmetal and its woman" Stupid translators

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    teeheee
    When the Devil is too busy
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    People misread i at least trim it up if not shave, and shaving those testiculars is scary business. It's not shaving around it like a clit, it's shaving it directly which is somewhat terrifying.

    p.s. i don't care how poorly edited a ladies kung fu movie is, just scrub it from time to time because it can get pretty bad. At least a guys catches a breeze being on the outside.

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    Safety scissors? They don't cut skin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogar The Brave View Post
    I want to titty fuck you Walrus.


    Thats pretty hot
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    hopefully soon
    When the Devil is too busy
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    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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