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    Quote Originally Posted by Hicky View Post
    and yes it was, nothing has ever happened to me out of that list except number 1
    Ahh, that explains it

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    i've had my computer crash while viewing pornography before. its awful.

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    I thought this thread had to be stickied in order to not spontaneously die after me, God, Mario and The Lacemaker suddenly die in spontaneous combustion, therefore I did so using Eve's account, so basically I killed my best friend to save the rest of the human race. I hope I did no wrong.

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    To avoid this happening in the future, you should probably support my promotion to Global Moderator so I can do shit myself. I'm sure I would do no wrong to the world, PokeMasterSean13 might be slightly pissed off because he dislikes me for a reason I've never properly understood, maybe because I have been associated with Nocturne through a business partnership, but otherwise my global moderator-dom wouldn't be a bad thing would it?

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    Someone make a list of the top things to do when caught 'in the act'.
    I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [points to head] and here [points to heart] and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

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    Top 7 things to do whilst in the act:

    7. Stop and duck
    6. Turn the light off quickly
    5. Persuade the person that caught you expertly that it is perfectly human and never to tell anyone or something.
    4. Jump out of the window, and run to Mongolia.
    3. Shoot the person with a well placed arrow to the neck.
    2. Yell loudly and deafen the person
    1. Say you are a PhalloBuddhist and are trying to reach enlightenment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hicky View Post
    6. Turn the light off quickly
    5. Persuade the person that caught you expertly that it is perfectly human and never to tell anyone or something.
    1. Say you are a PhalloBuddhist and are trying to reach enlightenment.
    Great list!
    I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [points to head] and here [points to heart] and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

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    don't go there dude, TMI much!

    most unpleasant things to hear:
    2. green day
    1. the pornographic viewing habits of teenage boys

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    outdated catchphrases that really should be reintroduced to present day vocabulary:

    2. the rabbit's dead, i.e 'I'm pregnant'
    1. jive turkey

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    Most unpleasent things to see.
    5.A faggot who thinks he all that.
    4.Xbox and not a single PS product in the room.
    3.Threads with a NINJA in it.
    2.Anything on the level of 2 1 cup.
    1.A nun masturbating.

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    top 5 degrading terms for women

    1. broad
    2. biddy
    3. bitch
    4. hoe
    5. piece

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    God, you left one out of there: Squaw.
    It's an old indian term for the village slave woman.
    I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [points to head] and here [points to heart] and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

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    not impressed

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    top 5 black people eras

    1. 70s - ala the jeffersons, sanford and son, whats happenin, etc
    2. early 80s when djing and breakdancing were gaining popularity
    3. harlem renaissance
    4. early 90s
    5. gangsta rap era 90s

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    I love myself.

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    top 5 ways to cook eggs REVISITED:

    5. french toast - seemingly fancy dish to serve to other people when in actual fact it is one of the most frugal dishes to make. bread and eggs with an optional pinch of basil on top? can't get much cheaper than that.

    4. soft boiled - I prefer these to hard boiled eggs because I've never liked the dry, unpleasant to swallow yolk in hard boiled eggs. with soft boiled you can enjoy the fluid, watery yolk, but it's pretty goddamn hard to boil them not too long so that they don't become hard boiled and not too short a time so that the egg's still raw.

    3. egg and chinese chive 'pancake' - I call it a pancake because I'm not really sure what else to call it. super simple dish which I loved to eat as a kid. great as a replacement for staple food like rice or couscous and you can wrap any of the sides in it. all you need is to beat a few eggs with roughly chopped up chinese chives or failing that, spring onion. add flour or milk to add substance or give it a sweeter taste to it and just fry to mixture up in a pan.

    2. as an omelette - a great way to get rid of food that tastes pretty bland and unfulfiling on its own but amazing in an omelette. only downside is how aggravating it is when the omelette breaks apart while you're trying to flip it and all the precision and care is wasted fdjhsdygasd

    1. scrambled - again, sweet and simple comes out tops. I don't think any dish EVER could be as easy and fool-proof as scrambled eggs. even if the only ingredient iyou use is eggs, it still comes out delicious. goes best with bacon on top of toast. you could stick with the basics or fancy it up with herbs, spices and all that - the versatility is mind boggling.

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    I think French Toast is really it's own thing, not really an egg dish to me, that would be like saying cake is a way of preparing eggs

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    That's a dang good list Lace.
    I think omelette and french toast should be switched though, but maybe that's just because I don't like omlettes very much because they're frustrating.
    I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [points to head] and here [points to heart] and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

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    Top 10 European Countries Based On Cool Factor:

    10. Spain
    9. Finland
    8. Greece
    7. Finland
    6. Italy
    5. France
    4. United Kingdom
    3. Russia
    2. Sweden
    1. Norway

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    France should not be so high on that list, and neither should Russia.
    I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [points to head] and here [points to heart] and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

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    Russia is terrible, but based on sambo, it's randomly large landmass, and it's administration, it's cool. France is just a sweet country, I've always liked France.

    Top 7 Black People On The Forum.

    7. Katsupdog
    6. Pokegun
    5. goku_anime_king
    4. kung_fu_jimmy_chou
    3. Teresa
    2. Ripdos Kryp
    1. Mario The Black Knight

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    1. UK
    2. Ireland
    3. Germany
    4. Russia
    5. Italy
    6. Serbia
    7. Switzerland
    8. Spain
    9. Norway
    10. Greece

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    You don't understand how cool Norway is though, and Serbia is only cool because Devil comes from there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hicky View Post
    Russia is terrible, but based on sambo, it's randomly large landmass, and it's administration, it's cool. France is just a sweet country, I've always liked France.

    Top 7 Black People On The Forum.

    7. Katsupdog
    6. Pokegun
    5. goku_anime_king
    4. kung_fu_jimmy_chou
    3. Teresa
    2. Ripdos Kryp
    1. Mario The Black Knight
    Your British, your not supposed to like France

    And Teresa isn't black

    Otherwise a good list, although I don;t know who number 7 is, and I think theres someone missing, and Kung fu jimmy chow is certainly a little high up on the list

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hicky View Post
    You don't understand how cool Norway is though, and Serbia is only cool because Devil comes from there
    Norway only has Vikings going for it, what else does it have other than that?

    And duh, thats criteria to make it worthy of number 1

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