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    Default The Shelia Twins! - A Dramatic Piece by KyogreStarGirl

    Narroator: This play is about 3 girls named Amanda, Emily, and Alexis. Amanda and Emily are trying to decide that they are twins and Alexis is their best friend. Amanda and Emily got separated from their mom when they were 3 years old. They ran off in a movie theater and their mom did not notice. This is an Australian play. They are at The Canberra Mall.

    Amanda: Alexis, in Canberra, they have the greatest malls and shoes. Good thing it's 3:00PM and we are on our brakes. Alexis, look at those shoes!

    Alexis: Those are so done up like a dish of fish! Are you going to buy them?

    Amanda: Of course I'll buy them. I'm rich.

    Emily: What are you doing with my shoes?

    Amanda: I was trying them on and I saw them first.

    Amanda: Why do you look like me?

    Emily: My gosh! You almost gave me a heart attack! You really do look like me, but I really want those shoes back!

    Alexis: Is this cool or what? Twins!

    Amanda/Emily: NO... NO... NO...!

    Alexis: Maybe you girls jumped out your mothers stomach in 2 separate directions because you hated each other so much.

    Amanda/Emily: Ha ha! Very funny!

    Emily: Where were you born?

    Amanda: In Canberra, Australia.

    Emily: Me too!

    Alexis: OMG! This is such a coincidence! When are your birthdays?

    Emily/Amanda: August 5, 1990!

    Amanda: What is your favorite animal, Emily?

    Emily: Koala Bears.

    Amanda: Mine too!

    Alexis: It's official! You girls are twins!

    Amanda: We should see if we are really twins or not.

    Emily: I think it's a boof-headed idea, but ok.

    Emily: Hang on one second!

    Narrator: So then Emily picks up her bright blue cellphone and calls her mom.

    Emily: Yes mum. I brushed my teeth, have clean underwear, etc. Can you get off this subject? I'm at a mall in Canberra and this is embarrassing! Anyways, did I have a twin? If I did, what was her name?* OMG! It was Amanda?!
    Did we both have the same birthdays? *mom says yes*. OMG!
    Did we both love kola bears? *mom says yes*. OMG! *Emily hangs up.* Bye!

    Alexis/Amanda: What did she say?

    Emily: Well, the good news is that me and Amanda are twins. The bad news is that we got lost in a movie theater because we wandered off.

    Alexis: See! I told you girls are twins!

    Amanda/Emily: You were right!

    Narrator: So the Shelia twins lived happily ever after with Emily's adoptive mother and Alexis was their best friend.

    The End.
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Alexis: Those are so done up like a dish of fish!
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahahhaha

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    I might just have to act out my own rendition!
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    so what was the point of that

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    I missed it, so I brought it back
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    it's also the best work of fiction the world has ever seen IMO
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Obviously you haven't read anything decent.

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    walrus you're a newb you wouldnt remember

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    You really can't expect me to understand her greatness if all she does the entire time I've known her is talk shit in chatspeak.

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    it's far too epic for the world
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    i will probably do a video rendition of this
    expect it
    but not on the eatyourpeas18 account, on the OLD LAME one

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    hahahahahaha

    I WAS HERE!

    i was here!

    Wow.

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    I just found this again. Fucking fantastic.

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    I was here for this, it is still shit.

    0/10 for quality
    10/10 for hilarity

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    69/10 for quality
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    Alexis: Maybe you girls jumped out your mothers stomach
    KSG needs the talk

    Also:

    Amanda: What is your favorite animal, Emily?

    Emily: Koala Bears.

    Amanda: Mine too!

    Alexis: It's official! You girls are twins!
    Greatest piece of literature ever written.
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    Narrator: So then Emily picks up her bright blue cellphone and calls her mom.
    Hahahahahahahhahaha. The NARRATOR describes the actions. You find a new thing to love every time you read this.
    "I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
    "What else?" said the secretary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mex View Post
    Emily: I think it's a boof-headed idea, but ok.
    Boof-headed. =D

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    My favorite drama of all time.

    I love this thing
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.

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    Amanda: Of course I'll buy them. I'm rich.
    I think Amanda is modeled after Eve

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    ahaha


    ksg ftw

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    Shelia, probably the second most stereotypical name in Aussieland. First being Bruce.

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    i'm still not sure whether or not she was for real, to be honest

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    favorite part

    Emily: Yes mum. I brushed my teeth, have clean underwear, etc. Can you get off this subject? I'm at a mall in Canberra and this is embarrassing! Anyways, did I have a twin? If I did, what was her name?* OMG! It was Amanda?!
    Did we both have the same birthdays? *mom says yes*. OMG!
    Did we both love kola bears? *mom says yes*. OMG! *Emily hangs up.* Bye!

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    I love that the adoptive mother of a kid who wondered off at such a young age would know that she had a twin. If the mom said yes, why would you ask if you had the same birthdays? I never bothered to check, but do twins love the same things?
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