So there was a thick piece of cheese that my grandma was eating on the table. When she got up to get some water, the cat jumped up and stole it, then he carried it up the stairs. He tried to eat the thing whole (cause he knew I was going to catch him), but it was too big and he started choking. So then I had to pry his mouth open and take it out. Then he got scolded for thieving.
Haha it was funny though.
It was this cat:
Don't be fooled by the cute exterior. Soon, your cheese might go missing.