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    Default Cat steals the cheese and almost gets away with it...

    So there was a thick piece of cheese that my grandma was eating on the table. When she got up to get some water, the cat jumped up and stole it, then he carried it up the stairs. He tried to eat the thing whole (cause he knew I was going to catch him), but it was too big and he started choking. So then I had to pry his mouth open and take it out. Then he got scolded for thieving.

    Haha it was funny though.

    It was this cat:


    Don't be fooled by the cute exterior. Soon, your cheese might go missing.

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    Maybe you aren't feeding him enough...

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    I like cheese.

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    He's gained five pounds ever since he came to live with us. He has four meals a day....I think that's enough.

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    Awwwwwww He's so cute!


    And I would love to see that happen. My cat is blind, so he cant get far. =/
    And the other one is too much of a chicken to even try to steal things.


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    I want cheese now, like really fancy cheese.

    Rest in peace pap-pap.


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    yeah i need to find a place to get good cheese. supermarket 'fancy' cheese is kinda shitty in that they carry some stuff thats up to 20/lb and its decent and all, but its definitely not real fancy cheese.

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    When we go down to philly for the car show this month we can go to Reading Terminal and get some authentic Greek and Italian cheeses at the shops.

    Rest in peace pap-pap.


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    oh FUCK yes, i forgot about that market in philly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post
    So there was a thick piece of cheese that my grandma was eating on the table. When she got up to get some water, the cat jumped up and stole it, then he carried it up the stairs. He tried to eat the thing whole (cause he knew I was going to catch him), but it was too big and he started choking. So then I had to pry his mouth open and take it out. Then he got scolded for thieving.

    Haha it was funny though.

    It was this cat:


    Don't be fooled by the cute exterior. Soon, your cheese might go missing.
    I didn't notice this at first because honestly I rarely read your posts that are longer than a sentance or two, but you scolded the cat

    Look at that cat, he really looks like he doesn't give a shit about anything, much less what you have to say to him.

    He looks like he just wants to say "fuck you", punch you in the stomach, and then go pick a fight with some bikers then afterwards eat a large sandwich with a fat italian guy and laugh about it.

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    hahahahaha
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    that cat's expression is priceless
    it's so..."get the fuck out of my face"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mario The Black Knight View Post
    I didn't notice this at first because honestly I rarely read your posts that are longer than a sentance or two, but you scolded the cat

    Look at that cat, he really looks like he doesn't give a shit about anything, much less what you have to say to him.

    He looks like he just wants to say "fuck you", punch you in the stomach, and then go pick a fight with some bikers then afterwards eat a large sandwich with a fat italian guy and laugh about it.
    Nah that's more like my other cat who hates everyone. This cat has to be sweet or else we don't give him treats 'nd stuff.

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    Yeah, you have to think of him more as stoned and less as angry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    oh FUCK yes, i forgot about that market in philly.
    I know it ain't classy, but all this talk about cheese is makin' me want to eat whatever we have in the fridge, I think a cheeder block. Oh well, I'M GOING FOR IT!

    Rest in peace pap-pap.


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    yeah i have a cheddar block in the fridge too. i was contemplating using it to cook eggs since we don't have butter, i wonder what the result would be ...

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    Hahaha, I just thought up something.

    Damned cats want to have their cheese and eat it too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    yeah i have a cheddar block in the fridge too. i was contemplating using it to cook eggs since we don't have butter, i wonder what the result would be ...
    The olive oil I got you good? Finish the book?

    Rest in peace pap-pap.


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