I'll Eatzors Your Soulzors

[Primus]

I'm Primus (For those that don't recognize me from the drawing board). I became restless, tired of being cooped up in that tiny, confined area. Sooo... I signed up here, on the day where everything in my life became blue (even these walls, this house, this computer, this world, and my cat's food.

I'm artistically inclined (as they say, but I think I draw worse than stick figures) AND artistically retarded, socially challenged, and weird. Except weird is normal for me. I can be random, so watch out if the flip side of me goes to the realm of babality. Or RuneScape. Or World of Warcraft.

[God]

you are actually the first person who's profile i've seen have a 2009 join date on it. looks weird.

[Primus]

I guess that means my life as a user is special in a yeary...sort of way? Sorry for my l33tish grammar. I've yet to comprehend this detailed language. I never use a big word when diminutive ones will suffice. xD

[God]

you actually make the effort to edit stuff when the server makes you double post. thats cute.

[Mario The Black Knight]

Is your name inspired by the band that had that one song on the Tony Hawk 1 soundtrack?

[Mario The Black Knight]

you actually make the effort to edit stuff when the server makes you double post. thats cute.

Will you be needing a room?

[Primus]

I feel like my every move has been watched by moderators/admins, God. xD Which is why you mentioned the server error. <3

Mario The Black Night- No, it's not. It popped into my head after I finished running the Transformers 2007 movie over for errors before it was released into theaters.

[God]

Will you be needing a room?

i am just attempting to convey the fact that moderation is non-existent here

[Mario The Black Knight]

Righttt

And

No, it's not. It popped into my head after I finished running the Transformers 2007 movie over for errors before it was released into theaters.

Wha?

[Primus]

Righttt

And



Wha?

I forgot to mention that I'm a volunteer worker for Michael Bay, co-director of the Dark Night, director of Transformers 2007, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, and The Unborn.

[pichubro]

I feel like my every move has been watched by moderators/admins

[Mario The Black Knight]

I forgot to mention that I'm a volunteer worker for Michael Bay, co-director of the Dark Night, director of Transformers 2007, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, and The Unborn.

Hmm, interesting. Interesting indeed.

[Fox]

I forgot to mention that I'm a volunteer worker for Michael Bay, co-director of the Dark Night, director of Transformers 2007, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, and The Unborn.

You're my best friend.

[Primus]

Already? We've but just met!

[Wexham]

You seem to be a very likeable person

[Solly]

Hmmmzors

[Fox]

Already? We've but just met!

Your point?

Shut up Solly.

[Solly]

Nozors.

[The Editor]

*throws a chair at Solly* I justify that by virtue of implied request. Moving on, hi, I think we've met elsewhere, please don't end up like Solly.

[Primus]

Is Solly that terrible? I have a whole different view on him. But, if you insist...

[The Editor]

Yes. Yes he is.

[Primus]

I thought Solly was male. <.<

[The Editor]

Hey, for all we know he could be an asexual limpet.

[Primus]

xD That can be true. Possibilities are slim, though.

[The Editor]

And therefore it must be true, according to conspiracy logic