Black History Month

[God]

Started late, in the true spirit of blackness.

From here on out, every day in this fine month will be celebrated by honoring a great black man. In light of recent events in this country, what other black man could we possible start of with, than ...

Black man of the day, 2/3/09 ....
Barack Hussein Obama

Barack Obama, a black man with a black name, became President of the United States only a few short weeks ago. There may be blacker people out there, and he may not have made many white political concessions to get there, but he is in fact a down brother, and he is President of the United States. He was a friend and went to the church of Reverend Jeremiah Wright, one of the blackest men you could ever come across, for many years, and you know he believes what Wright says, no matter what he has to say to appease the white people.

And look how much he scares rich, white conservatives. Just like a real black man should.

And he ain't take no shit from the honkey goin out either. To leave us off, here is a video of Barack Obama ESCORTING George Bush OFF THE PREMISES.

[Echolalia]

George Bush's wave as he was getting on the helicopter looked straight terrified

[Mario The Black Knight]

Aww yeahh

You better keep up with this too

"You sure you got everything? Good, now get da fuck out my house honky"

What a classic video

[God]

Black man of the day, 2/4/09 ...
Barret Wallace

A big black nigga who used to mine coal, then got his arm shot off fightin the man, and replaced it with a gun so he could kill white people. Specifically, the rich, businessmen brand of white people. Even if he doesn't technically exist, if this man doesn't deserve mention during this month of months, I don't know who does.

VERMIN!? That's all you can say, is VERMIN!? Ya'll Shinra are the VIRMIN, killin the planet! And that makes you KING VERMIN, so shu'up, jackass!

[Mario The Black Knight]

Awwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaahh

The next President after Obama

One of the best characters ever. He gonna smack Cloud upside his white spikey head

[God]

needs to be more black people discussion in this thread

[Solly]

Mr. T next?

[Echolalia]

I would like to point out a flaw with your first choice. Although he is awesome, Barack Obama is not Black.

[Mario The Black Knight]

White people *eye roll*

[Echolalia]

?

He's not black...

[Mario The Black Knight]

Just like you aren't white

[Echolalia]

... Mario, he is not black, I do not know why you are contesting this. He is mixed

[Nidogod]

Actually, according to the "one drop" rule that governed segregation in old school America, he's black. So even if he only had a black great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather...he'd still be black.

[Mario The Black Knight]

Not to mention mixed still counts

Chances are you aren't pure bred one nationality, but you call yourself the one you have most of

[pichubro]

... Mario, he is not black, I do not know why you are contesting this. He is mixed

If he wasn't considered black then this inauguration wouldn't have been told of as "historical".

People would've just remembered it as the day Bush moved out.

[ninja]

But, he isn't mostly black.
I'm not mostly arian, but just because my hair is blonde does not mean I call myself arian.
Just because the man's skin is darker than khaki everyone thinks he's Jesus...

[ninja]

There is a 1/8th rule in effect which states that if you are 1/8th of a race, you are that race, plus any other races you have. The election was historical in that he was more than 1/8th "African American", which is just a term invented by white people so that black people would SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[PokeMasterSean13]

Not to mention mixed still counts

Chances are you aren't pure bred one nationality, but you call yourself the one you have most of

I wouldn't if I was half and half, like Obama.

[Mario The Black Knight]

So you can't get rid of him because he's black, so now you try to get rid of his blackness

Sad sad people

[God]

Barack Obama plays basketball, went to Jeremiah Wright's church, and horrifies white people. He's black.

[Mario The Black Knight]

[God]

Black people have contributed a great number of things to society. One of the most important things is the thing that the least amount of people can pull off - their manner of speaking. Today we honor the man who took black slang to heights never before seen ...

Black man of the day, 2/5/09 ...
Will Smith

Whether insulting white people, picking up bitch, or straight cruisin in the honey wagon, Will Smith does it all in the heights of black style. Don't no one spit game like this nigga. Started out as one of the most down homeboys of all time, but was miraculously able to branch out into the white-dominated Hollywood mainstream without selling out. Sure, he isn't the young black man he once was, but he remains a voice of true blackness even surrounded by Hollywood A-Listers - an amazing feat.

[Mario The Black Knight]

One of the nigginist niggas in the hood of niggas

The only truely good philly rapper, and one of the blackest of them all

[God]

the roots are from philly. they are truly good.

one day i really want to make the DEFINITIVE best of fresh prince high lights video, of all the great black moments in the show.

[Mario The Black Knight]

Oh yeah, afrogot bout dem niggas

That would be like a 10 hour long video