From here on out, every day in this fine month will be celebrated by honoring a great black man. In light of recent events in this country, what other black man could we possible start of with, than ...
Black man of the day, 2/3/09 ....
Barack Hussein Obama
Barack Obama, a black man with a black name, became President of the United States only a few short weeks ago. There may be blacker people out there, and he may not have made many white political concessions to get there, but he is in fact a down brother, and he is President of the United States. He was a friend and went to the church of Reverend Jeremiah Wright, one of the blackest men you could ever come across, for many years, and you know he believes what Wright says, no matter what he has to say to appease the white people.
And look how much he scares rich, white conservatives. Just like a real black man should.
And he ain't take no shit from the honkey goin out either. To leave us off, here is a video of Barack Obama ESCORTING George Bush OFF THE PREMISES.
A big black nigga who used to mine coal, then got his arm shot off fightin the man, and replaced it with a gun so he could kill white people. Specifically, the rich, businessmen brand of white people. Even if he doesn't technically exist, if this man doesn't deserve mention during this month of months, I don't know who does.
Originally Posted by Barret
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Actually, according to the "one drop" rule that governed segregation in old school America, he's black. So even if he only had a black great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather...he'd still be black.
I live. I love. I kill. I catch Pokemons. I am content.
There is a 1/8th rule in effect which states that if you are 1/8th of a race, you are that race, plus any other races you have. The election was historical in that he was more than 1/8th "African American", which is just a term invented by white people so that black people would SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Black people have contributed a great number of things to society. One of the most important things is the thing that the least amount of people can pull off - their manner of speaking. Today we honor the man who took black slang to heights never before seen ...
Black man of the day, 2/5/09 ...
Whether insulting white people, picking up bitch, or straight cruisin in the honey wagon, Will Smith does it all in the heights of black style. Don't no one spit game like this nigga. Started out as one of the most down homeboys of all time, but was miraculously able to branch out into the white-dominated Hollywood mainstream without selling out. Sure, he isn't the young black man he once was, but he remains a voice of true blackness even surrounded by Hollywood A-Listers - an amazing feat.