You gotta seduce her Qoorl. When me and PMS come down for a barbecue, we are totally setting a romantic night up for you two and leading you our advice in how to seduce women, which will end up with you having wild sex.
"I'll go," said Chagataev. "But what will I do there? Build socialism?"
"What else?" said the secretary.
It's true, we know how to get bitches in the sack. We're pimps like that. I'll rig up a secret headset to tell you what to say. She'll be all on you like bees on honey.
Rest in peace pap-pap.
interesting. I'd say that has a 37% chance of working.
JOIN AN RP YOU SLACKERS!