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Thread: Qoorl's Big Workplace Storytime

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    You need to tame that shrew, man. TAME IT. Take it by the hair and drag it into the bedroom where you tie her up and nail her up against the wall... Hard. With hair pulling. And maybe biting. Maybe she'd show some respect then.

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    I want to here more about Qoorl's workplace.

    Do they give you lunch, Qoorl?

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    but how would I get that far north.... HA! Nevermind... I can BUY lunch there. But I do NOT eat school lunches... haven't since like... 2nd grade.
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    Why?

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    just not a fan.. we don't exactly have taco bell y'know...
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    Ah.

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    Prepare to be underwhelmed but...

    http://lumberton.k12.ms.us/lpsd/site/default.asp

    here's my workplace.
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    Mississippi Breakfast Combos Served Daily

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    Milk, hash-brown potatoes, biscuit, scrambled eggs, jelly packet
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    Milk, pancakes (2), ham, orange juice, syrup packet
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    Sausage patty (1 oz), biscuit (2 oz), orange juice, milk, jelly packet
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    Cereal, milk, orange juice, muffin (1 oz)

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    That is a shitty website
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    globs of wet snow raining on me

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    It's from Mississippi, it was probably made on the only other computer in the state besides Qoorl's, which probably has a black a white monitor and Windows 96 as it's most recent upgrade

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keke Le Cat View Post
    And Mario you are the only black dude I have EVER known that I havent had to fend off with a stick. Srsly. Black guys love gingers. [/stereotype]

    Maybe it's just been a coincidence that all the black guys I know have ginger fetishes?
    Suddenly reminded me of this for some reason: http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

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    had to proctor the 7th grade writing test today... talk about 4 hours of boring...
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    I want to strangle some 5th graders...
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    This thread is the shit. Don't you got some anger niggas to deal with shiiiiiiiiiiit.

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    They aren't discrete enough... It'd get back to me and I'd get fired.
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    That was a quick replay maby we can speed up PD like this!!!!!!!!!

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    You never know... I still gotta pack when I get home. Goin to Arkansas for three days...
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    Arkansas? What business do you have there?

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    Oh man.

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    My cousin's kid (who is also my cousin) is having his birthday party tommorrow. My cousin is more or less the closest thing I have to a brother, so we're fairly close. My first real thread on here is about him. Dunno if you ever read it, but it's some interesting stuff. Maybe I'll look for a link to it. So my parents and Alora and I are driving up there this afternoon.. it's about a six hour drive. and I'll be in the backseat of the truck... the seats in the back are about as wide as one of a skinny white girl's buttcheeks.
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    Dose are some small SMALL seats then.

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    So.. this weekend was so so, went to two kids birthday parties, had to ride about 12 hours in the tiny backseat of a pickup truck. The real excitement was Saturday night though.

    Went out with my cousin Jeff (y'know the one with the nasty divorce when I joined PD?) decided to go to the MinkEye... it's a little bar in downtown El Dorado... met some of his coworkers there... including one of the head guys at his company, and their internation sales guy: Jesus. After a few drinks we moved over to Einstein's a little club next door. Had a few drinks there too... met a smokin hot blonde named Lauren but unfortunately, Tim on of the head honchos were Jeff works bet Jesus that he couldn't get with her... and so she went home with Jesus... bummer. Anyways... I went outside for a smoke (yeah I know, nasty habit) and there was this girl walking down the street yelling "Someone get this Jerk away from me!" And then this guy ran up and smoked her in the face. Now I feel real guilty for not tackling the guy right then and there but seeing as how I'm basically a single dad and an out of towner I couldn't get arrested. So I just followed her... cuz the guy was too. Eventually he took her phone away, broke it in half and when I came up he started to run off. Well anyways. I helped her look for her phone then walked with her until her ride got there. Stalker Assguy was still following her around, but he didn't come close while I was around. well her ride got there... and she got taken away safely. So I guess I possibly prevented her from getting raped or killed.

    After that, Jeff had to drive some girl's truck home for her cuz she was starting to get sick. Ina flash of brilliance he made one of his less intelligent moves and told me to drive his car and follow them. (This was after a glass of absinthe, four rum and cokes and a crown and coke... for somereason EVERY time I try to order a rum and coke at a bar they try to give me a crown and coke) well.. despite his foolishness, I was a little sobered up from worrying about some girl getting attacked, and we all made it home fine.

    He's comin down THIS weekend for CoastCon... Good Times.
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    ahahaha

    thats awesome

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