Like he cares, he's hittin dat big black bootyOriginally Posted by PokeMasterSean13
Like he cares, he's hittin dat big black booty
No thanks y'all... I value my job and I don't have THAT much in common with The Editor (badumsh)
Anyways, nah, none of that group of junior high girls is 'slow'. but I spoke of James....
Ah James... another who was kicked out of Alternative school. He's in regular classes and I don't see him any more but... back in the day...
He tried to sell me weed. He masterminded the break in at the school when he was in...4th grade I think? And he's just a bad character in general.... his whole family has a nasty habit of getting into fights but, James is definately the worst of the bunch. The final straw that got him kicked out of school last year was... we had this kid, nice kid... never gets in trouble, doesn't pick on anyone, relatively popular, not a dork or anything....well this kid broke his shoulder... had it in a sling, it was taking weeks to heal. Well James walks up to him... out of the blue, says "that shit don't hurt" and punches him as hard as he can in the arm... sends the kid into shock. He runs up the stairs of the building...gets chased back downstairs by some of the coaches, runs into the junior high secretary's office, sweeps his arms out and knocks everything off her desk... runs to the ISS room, kicks the door open and charges in screaming and cussing.
Good times...
JOIN AN RP YOU SLACKERS!
besides... I like my women a lil... mature. Not old, that's just....spalalala... but close to my age, and voluptuous... sense of humor is a must... and it's not even so much close to my age as, they need to be smart and savvy enough in old school pop culture to be able to win with me in Taboo.
What a fag
Do you ever get a chance to stop these guys before they do this stuff
It's funny when you get little faggot tough guys in those classes. They're my favorite to make fun of, because you know they'll try to get in your face and all that and act tough, and I'd just keep saying things, and they wouldn't do anything. It's a shame I didn't get any of the ones you got, I would have loved to have a chance to beat up a kid before I became 18 and all the legal stuff came into play
Well, at least the gang of arsonists were old enough to be tried for arson and MAYBE terrorism, not sure about all the details. I never taught any of them before but, they burned down the football field house, an abandoned house somewhere in town, and threw a molotav cocktail through the window of the High school principal's office...we didn't close school that day though.
!!!!DBL POSt!!!!
Keke Le Cat: Queen of the random nude posts.
:yes:
The only thing worse than when you post a picture is when you post a link to a picture, than I feel like I volenterily wasted my time and commited a crime against my own eyes
You came close to ruining my dinner
Someone needs to find a way to perminantly disable images on your computer, just for the universe's sake
*shakes head* Oh brother... totally uneccessary, but since it's here... eh, I like my women a little...eh fuller I guess. Big top, big bottom, middle doesn't HAVE to be teensy as long as the curves and the shape are there... I mean women aren't NATURALLY made of plastic, allthough Science has given us the power for that...
And Mario you are the only black dude I have EVER known that I havent had to fend off with a stick. Srsly. Black guys love gingers. [/stereotype]
Maybe it's just been a coincidence that all the black guys I know have ginger fetishes?
qoorl likes to play that booty like a bongo
You live in Indiana, the black people you know are either out plowing fields, are helplessly lost, or are running from the law and hiding in the last place one would suspect to find a black person
dude, I should post pics of the black people at my wedding (I dont take many pictures of the people I know sadly) just to prove that the Illinois/Indiana african american population is in fact respectable.
MY friend Sandra is smokin' hot too. She's my black barbie companion. I remember one day at the mall we stepped off the elevator and this little girl looked up at her all wide eyed and said "You look like a black barbie!" and then at me "...and you look like her friend!"
It was cute, but unfortunately I do play second fiddle when I'm around Sandra. It's a wonder I can tolerate her presence.
i have heard of every black stereotype there is, but i have never heard of that
definately.... but while we're on the topic, and I'm being talkative... I would say (I've probably said this before) my perfect woman would be...
between 5'8 and 6 foot....around like a 40 -31 -38 maybe.. I don't know measurements.... dark or red hair... not blonde. Eyes... blue or green... not black.... skin... eh no particulars... though preferably not pock marked...
She could be smarter than me, that's cool... as long as I'm better at her at SOMETHING... She'd have to be compassionate... not a Mean person strangely enough. I'd love to have a girl that wasn't crazy... I mean like seriously messed up in the head crazy. Like I said, pop culture savvy, have at least a quarter of the same interests as me, and a good sense of humor. I mean I can appreciate some damned stupid movies.... and I love to be able to laugh at stuff that doesn't take itself too seriously, but I can laugh at highbrow stuff too....
eh.. I'm sure there's some other stuff there too... but I'm scatterbrained tonight.
A LITTLE mean is okay...
You're so hateful oh my god! Waaaaaaaaahhhhh *Sobs*
ANYWAYS... I mean, not like a Stepford wife (thought that might be cool, specially if I could hang out with a robotic Cristopher Walken) just not someone who lays into me and lambasts me when I walk in the door after a crappy day at work... I don't won't someone who when I'm sick yells at me to shut up and take some medicine...
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