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    Default i face an age old dialemma

    there is this girl named daisy. she likes me.

    here is the dialemma:
    she is completely gorgeous, BUT she is also... crazy. im not entirely sure how but everyone i know that knows her has made a point to tell me that she is nuts.

    she wants to hang out on sunday. what do i do?!

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    oh and for the record here are two pictures of her:




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    Convince her your skin tastes like skittles, then have fun.
    "Wait, this doesn't taste like- MPFH, MMMFPH!"
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    that is a pretty great idea, ninja.

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    When she shows up at your house, use a catapult to launch a load of flaming cinderblocks at her

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    ^Except change the cinderblocks to kittens. Still on fire though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mario The Black Knight View Post
    When she shows up at your house, use a catapult to launch a load of flaming cinderblocks at her
    but what if i decide that i want to like make out with her or something
    i think the cinderblocks might be a game killer

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    She's crazy, just draw hearts on them and she'll love you for it. Right before she goes unconcious.
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    Tranquilizer darts?

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    just go with it... I've ONLY dated crazy chicks my entire life... you get tough or you die... enjoy the good parts... get some anti depressants.
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    Do what men everywhere do since all bitches are crazy. Deal with the insanity to get some. Heh.

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    A Chicken Cannon

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    hit it and quit it

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    hrmm.. know what's mind bottling? How does the mantra 'bros before hos' work if you're a lesbian?
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    Hang out with her Sunday, just to see if you like her. If she really is nuts, you don't have to go out with her after that.
    "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
    But in ourselves, that we are underlings."
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    Ha ha ha ha ha, "She doesn't have to"? You make it sound like she needs permission from you to do things or something

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    Glad I gave you a laugh Mario.
    "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
    But in ourselves, that we are underlings."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qoorl View Post
    hrmm.. know what's mind bottling? How does the mantra 'bros before hos' work if you're a lesbian?
    "hos before other hos"
    or
    "ugly lesbians that you are friends with but would never date before hos"
    which takes much longer to say but is more accurate

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    She looks like she can scratch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kg View Post
    "hos before other hos"
    or
    "ugly lesbians that you are friends with but would never date before hos"
    which takes much longer to say but is more accurate
    Interesting.... yeah the second one has a nice ring to it.
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    "ugly lesbians that you are friends with but would never date before hos"
    Sigged.
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    Ninja aren't you supposed to be confined to the Spam Forum?

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    He was doing fine, but then he posted...
    "I can't explain just how it feels,
    the thoughts of my premature burial.
    Inside this oblong box I lie,
    with the hope I'll be buried alive."



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    ACT STUPID.

    Act dumber than you really are.

    Women are crazy. Men are stupid. It's nature.

    If she's too crazy for you, act too dumb for her and she'll drop you.

    She'll want a guy of reasonable intelligence and sanity to balance her qualities.

    It's science.


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    Actually... I like men dumberer than I am. It's a superiority thing

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