Black eyes

[Hicky]

Well, I just acquired a black eye. Post stories pertaining to black eyes and how you got them here.

[Hicky]

The worst thing about them is that it hurts to blink, the best thing is you look like a gangster who has taken a few hits and people will appreciate you as such for a while.

[Mario The Black Knight]

Ha ha ha ha h ha ha hah a h ha ha

I can only imagine how you got a black eye

[Hicky]

I got punched in the face by a member of Islam. He tried to scam money out of me, so I pushed him into a desk and told him to get up vehemently. He got up, punched me in the face, and got the whole Islam crew on me in a few seconds. I managed to wrestle them all down and punch them a few times to make my escape, with the help of some guy, but I now have a black eye and the whole of Islam watching me and planning my death.

[Mario The Black Knight]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

AWESOME

Just talk to Peeki, he'll tell his niggas to chill

[Koga-sin]

Black eyes are not fun to have i mean when i had one i couldn't sleep it hurt so bad to close my eyes

[Hicky]

Is it in the qu'ran that they should all group together and protect each other?

[Hicky]

Black eyes are not fun to have i mean when i had one i couldn't sleep it hurt so bad to close my eyes

Yeah, it hurts like shit for me to even squint.

[Shadow]

Haha...

I've never had a black eye, but my youngest brother has had quite a few, mostly from stupidity on his part.

[Mario The Black Knight]

Is it in the qu'ran that they should all group together and protect each other?

Well there has to be something in there about unity or some shit like that, I'd be shocked if there wasn't

[God]

i've never had black eye cos i aint no bitch

[Keke Le Cat]

Once time I was having really rough bang the head board against the wall sexx0r and "A Tale of Two Cities" hardback fell off and hit me in the eye, giving me a black eye/forehead. Fucking Dickens man.

Note to self: Do not put reading material on the headboard, instead put it on the end table.

[Mario The Black Knight]

i've never had black eye cos i aint no bitch

You had something close to one when tyler punched you in the face in that one match, it was kinda bruised, but not fully black. You probably gave him a concussion though, so it's OK

[Shadow]

Mario can't get a black eye cause he's black to begin with.

[Keke Le Cat]

So it is your theory Shadow that black people cannot bruise? Do all people with darker skin pigment have super healing powers like Wolverine or something?

[Mario The Black Knight]

Not to mention any opponent I have never gets the chance.

[Shadow]

So it is your theory Shadow that black people cannot bruise? Do all people with darker skin pigment have super healing powers like Wolverine or something?

[Keke Le Cat]

I just thought of another NEAR black eye I had from getting an elbow to the face while trying to switch positions while having sex in a Ford Probe... I never get face bruises except during rough sex. WTF. There must be something deeply wrong with me. (other than the obvious)

[Hicky]

So none of you have ever been punched in the eye by a guy and got one, just fell down stairs and shit.

[Keke Le Cat]

And crazy sexual mishaps. Don't forget random books to the eye, Hicky.

[God]

the only time qoorl gives ladies black eyes is when they DONT have sex with him. time to make the switch, keke.

[ninja]

So it is your theory Shadow that black people cannot bruise? Do all people with darker skin pigment have super healing powers like Wolverine or something?

Don't forget that they can't sunburn.

And their laservision.

[Keke Le Cat]

And their super jumping ability...

And their athletic prowess...

Fried chicken is their cryptonite though...

Am I going to the christian's fictitious torture chamber known as hell for using racial stereotypes? Possibly... But what if they are true?

[Echolalia]

I've had a busted lip, but that was it. I think that was 7th or 8th grade.

[Eve]

ive had a slight black eye.. from walking into this thing