FAO: Mario The Black Fucking Knight

[Shadow]

You are an overbearing shit filled asshat of the most irritating variety. You are an ignorant cock monger who is so close minded that when someone expresses a an opinion different than yours you call them a faggot, even on the subject of something as stupid as the best color. You're use of the word faggot is so childish its not funny, as I've heard better disses come out of the mouths of 2nd graders. As it stands right now your only contribution to society is that you have yet to go to prison for something that furthers the stereotype of black people all being retarded niggers.

Laugh, call me a fag, whatever you want. I may not be a great poster on some stupid .com on the internet, but I can still go to sleep laughing at you for living in an internet fantasy world where you believe yourself to be the coolest mother fucker alive.

[God]

yeah mario, you may be the shit online, but in the REAL WORLD, shadow's the coolest guy at bible camp!

[Mario The Black Knight]

Ha ha h ha ha ha hh a ha h ah

I bet he is

[Shadow]

yeah mario, you may be the shit online, but in the REAL WORLD, shadow's the coolest guy at bible camp!

Fuck bible camp. I don't claim to be the shit either.

Also mario. If you don't like a thread, stay the fuck out of it. If it's such a gay thread it'll die without you spamming "this thread's gay" all over it.

[Shadow]

I mean, anyone can talk big and be like mario on the net.

*someone makes a thread I don't like* this thread's gay, stop posting faggot. *bandwagoners join the circle jerk*

[Mario The Black Knight]

Well if your threads weren't so gay you wouldn't have to hear it so often

For example, this thread is really gay, the only reason it's actually getting any attention is spesifically to make fun of you

And what would your mother say about you using that kind of language directed towards bible camp

[God]

in REAL LIFE, mario, if you've ever heard of that!, shadow macks ALL the bitches in his hood! and by macks, i mean feels an awkward and confusing sense of attraction for and tries to sneak glances of when they're not looking. and by bitches, i mean guys. and by hood, i mean bible camp.

[Mario The Black Knight]

Gee, your right God, if only I could dream of such a great life

[Shadow]

Well if your threads weren't so gay you wouldn't have to hear it so often

For example, this thread is really gay, the only reason it's actually getting any attention is spesifically to make fun of you

And what would your mother say about you using that kind of language directed towards bible camp

There's no way to reply to such a pointless post.

in REAL LIFE, mario, if you've ever heard of that!, shadow macks ALL the bitches in his hood! and by macks, i mean feels an awkward and confusing sense of attraction for and tries to sneak glances of when they're not looking. and by bitches, i mean guys. and by hood, i mean bible camp.

Go buttfuck kaez and hats.

[Mario The Black Knight]

See, and you don't help your threads get any less gay by posting in them

[Shadow]

See, you don't help yourself look intelligent by acting like a nigger.

[ninja]

I'm here now.
Time to yell at me!

[God]

See, you don't help yourself look intelligent by acting like a nigger.

haha, shadow is a legitimate racist

[Mario The Black Knight]

You know, it's a shame, you try so hard to attack someone whos only trying to help you

And the worst part is your best effort is worse than shit

[Echolalia]

is there really a thread for this?

[Shadow]

You know, it's a shame, you try so hard to attack someone whos only trying to help you

Yeah, calling someone a faggot is real fucking helpful.

[pichubro]

Isn't this the kind of thread that got CA booted out?

Shadow, really, what are you accomplishing? Throwing names is not doing anything... You're not even responding to their posts, you're avoiding them.

[Shadow]

Wouldn't you get tired of one or two assholes calling you a fag on a forum you otherwise enjoy? And really, how am I supposed to respond to jokes about being a gay man at a bible camp?

[Mario The Black Knight]

Well, if you'd stop acting like one you wouldn't hear it so much

A strange form of Positive Reinforcement I say

[ninja]

Why would he be at bible camp if he's gay?
Wouldn't that kinda go against the whole Christianity thing?

[Shadow]

Well it's hard to stop being a fag when you can't define a fag and everything I post warrants you calling me one.

[Echolalia]

Eye/dick candy for the priests, use your head ninja

[pichubro]

Well, if there is a motive for them, it would be good to find it and perhaps disuade them from that motive. That's what I would do first.

As for bible camp, it's just one of the things they found the most humorous, but telling someone to go "buttfuck" someone else is not responding, it's a spur of thought while trying to defend your reputation. It did nothing to suggest that you thought over their post very much and in the end you just come off as really frustrated. Frustration is something that these guys can easily pull from, so there's no help there.

[Mario The Black Knight]

Wouldn't you get tired of one or two assholes calling you a fag on a forum you otherwise enjoy? And really, how am I supposed to respond to jokes about being a gay man at a bible camp?

You started it, not me

[Hicky]

You know, why do people always make threads like this that command little respect? People get bitter because they aren't worshipped or even acknowledged and they seem to want to blame it on the 'spokesman'.

Get over him. He's not what you think he is. He isn't preventing you from posting on these boards, he's just reminding you that you're making shit posts. Engage him in converation, and you'll find that he's a great peron with lots of depth, and therefore his judgement of what a 'fag' is is definitely more accurate than yours. Mario may seem like a shit guy, but that's what he's supposed to seem like to everyone that hasn't really seem enough of his posts. Everyone goes through the phase of hating Mario, you'll get over it, just post good posts and resist the temptation to respond to him when he displays the new result for your current level of faggotry.

Plus, he's also active. Could you imagine what crumpling pile of shit this forum would be without Mario? So if you want to insult Mario, insult him for having a slightly elitist taste in entertainment, or insult him for his slightly annoying tendency to post first when God makes a thread, but he's not an 'ignorant, arrogant asshole' or whatever.

And I know Mario can definitely fight his own battles, I just felt from providing a third person perspective.